They would never say...
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('Viscount? But I am a prince!'... yes, I remember it! I think it's a parody itself, of a Bardot or Garbo movie.)
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Tregaud bribbing Lord Fear to quickly kill off a team, because they were getting very annoying.
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[A Dungeoneer enters a room, wearing tap shoes.]
Dungeoneer: Where am I?
Advisor #1: OK, you're in a plainish room, with four walls, and like a doorway in the far left corner. There's also a table in the centre of the chamber with objects on... oh, and a spotlight.
Advisor #3: Right, we're gonna get you over to the clue table, so tap-dance left... stop.... pivot right a bit... alright, tap-dance forward... watch it, your arms are flailing a bit... now, jump to your left... slide forward, and... jazz hands!
Advisor #2: Now, can you see the table?
Dungeoneer: No.
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Advisor: Side-step left a bit. Now take a few steps forward. Stop. Now, raise your arms spreading apart above your head. Now bend them in on each other. Part them and swing them to the left. Put them above your head again, pointing inwards this time. Okay. Spellcasting: Y, M...
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The official slogan:
Vote for Lord Fear...* ...or else!*
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Mogdred [greeting a particular American politician]: 'Look upon Mogdred... look upon Mogdred, Dan Quayle!'
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Treguard: Go on, Pickle, do your impersonation of an IT teacher at the end of a Year 8 IT lesson.
Pickle: Very well, Master. 'I say, you lot... log off.'
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