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    SemtexJack
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    "What on earth are you doing Treguard?"

    "Nothing kid, just... enjoying the sunshine and having a lager or two..."

    Hehehehehe!

    So what do we all think the various characters preferred tipple is?

    Treguard : Tetley's Cask Bitter

    Pickle : Something soft. Orange Juice probably

    Majida : White wine for the lady

    Lord Fear : Only the finest port

    Skarkill : Jack Daniels (Double)

    Lissard : Vodka and coke

    Hordriss : Water

    Mogdred : Guiness

    Motley : Stella Artois

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      Fidjit
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      I thought Treguards would of been brandy...

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        SemtexJack
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        Nah, the beard suggests he'd be at home in a pub with an open fire, a pipe, and a nice pint of Bitter.

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          Fidjit
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          I suggest we should start a new topic involving this kind of subject!

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            MoanaLiza
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            I thought Treguards would of been brandy...

            Nope that would be more like Brother mace's favourite! Anyway moving back onto the topic...

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              Drassil
              Senior staff
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              [Several KM characters, including Brother Mace, Aesandre, Hands, Pickle and Gretel, sit in a semi-circle in Brangwen She's Clueroom, facing the wall monster. Brother Mace stands up.]

              Mace: Greetings, my name is Brother Mace. And... and...

              Brangwen: Answer, name it now!

              Mace: ...I'm an alcoholic.

              [The others in the semi-circle applaud.]

              Brangwen: Well done. The first step, is acceptance. Acceeeeeptaaaannnce...

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                Fidjit
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                Brangwen: Answer, name it now!

                Urm, I think she did say that, once...

                Brollochan: I hunger for a dictionary!

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                  MPK
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                  Brollachan: "I hunger......for some Ready Brek! I'm so cold I have turned blue. My natural colour is orange, but I've been in this place for song long, people just forget about me! No, please, dont go... dont leave me here!"

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                    MoanaLiza
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                    Queen Greystagg: I Vont to be alone. Just me and my Viscount. (who remembers the commercial?)

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                      Drassil
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                      ('Viscount? But I am a prince!'... yes, I remember it! I think it's a parody itself, of a Bardot or Garbo movie.)

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                        Snowcat
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                        Our Dear old Treg' returning to his inner child:-

                        SPELLCASTING:- B-Y-E-B-Y-E

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                          LordSmear
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                          Treguard - 'Pickle are you retarded??'

                          Treguard - 'you are the thickest set of idiots ive EVER seen, get out of my sight!'

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                            Boardriss
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                            Treguard - Right fear, sod the magic. Outside, now!

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                              TheBrollachan
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                              Tregaud bribbing Lord Fear to quickly kill off a team, because they were getting very annoying.

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                                LordF
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                                Lord Fear: You all can have a year long vacation.

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                                  MPK
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                                  Lord Fear; "I love it when you talk dirty to me, Hands!"

                                  Treguard; "Oh for heavens sake, the scroll means take the dagger AND the gold! Why do I bother..."

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                                    MoanaLiza
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                                    Nitpicking now by any chance are we?

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                                      MPK
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                                      Hands; "Nits! I aint got nits......but I ave got Fleas!"

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                                        zzt
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                                        Treguard: Do a barrel roll!

                                        (Bonus points to anyone who gets the reference.)

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                                          LordSmear
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                                          Treguard - 'Pickle get off your knee's'

                                          Lilith - Treguard begone, keep your nine inches away from me

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