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Parody of Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of...) by Lou Bega

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  • SkarkillS
    SkarkillS
    Skarkill
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    #4

    Not at the moment but I am Open to sujestions.

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      Emii
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      #5

      Up..to..fall through

      Fall in love with a wench like you

      You can't run and you can't hide

      Cos Lord Fear gonna catch you in his stride...

      😮 Lord Fear fancying all the wenches?!

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        MoanaLiza
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        #6

        anway I just rejiged The coruse replacing the names of the girls with the names of some of Knightmares resident Beauties.

        Sorry if this is cheesey or crap but its the first time I have ever tried re-writeing a song and rehashing it in a KM way.

        "A Little Bit Of Majida in my Life

        A Little Bit Of Marta is What I Need

        A Little Bit Of Gwendoline By My Side

        A Little Bit Of Velda What I See

        A Little Bit Of Sidriss In The Sun

        A Little Bit Of Elita All Night Long

        A Little Bit Of Romahna Here I Am

        A Little Bit Of You Makes Me Your Man

        Knightmare Mombo Number 5."

        Well What do you think. And please be mercyfull.

        Typical bloke ! All I have to do now is remember how the rest of the song goes as I havn't heard it in a long while and so I have forgotten how it goes. Anyway the artists name is Lou Bega! Your version was well thought out so well done .

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        • HStormH
          HStormH
          HStorm
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          #7

          You can hear the damn music every damn time there's a damn cricket match on Channel 4. I think it's Transworld's half-hearted attempt to make cricket seem "groovy" and interesting.

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            MoanaLiza
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            #8

            I never watch cricket so I wouldn't know!

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            • HStormH
              HStormH
              HStorm
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              #9

              My admiration for your exquisite taste, then.

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              • HStormH
                HStormH
                HStorm
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                #10

                I can't imagine a more annoying pair of subjects to drift onto actually. Louie Bega AND cricket?  😮  Oh heavens, what have I done?

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                • JamesAJ
                  JamesAJ
                  JamesA
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                  #11

                  Original lyrics to Mambo Number 5 can be found at:

                  http://www.hitslyrics.com/l/lou-bega-lyrics-2384/mambo-no-5-a-little-bit-of--lyrics-113142.html

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                    MoanaLiza
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                    Grabs "Massive Dance Hits" CD Hey it's the first song on cd1.

                    Ladies and Gentleman this is KM number 5

                    1,2,3,4,5. Everybody in the mine cart so come on lets ride

                    to Scarmonger's stall, find some fools

                    they say they want some... ahh I give up it's not sounding or turning out right >:(! I keep having to listen to the music and my lyrics are not matching!

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                      Drassil
                      Senior staff
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #13

                      Excellent, Skarkill!  🙂 Lots of fun.

                      The entire song could go something like this:

                      One, two, three levels thrive

                      Everybody from the castle

                      Come on let's ride

                      To the market stall near the Greenwood

                      The boys say they want Etruscan brandy

                      But I don't know if I should

                      Spellfest like I cast last week

                      I must stay deep cos Sly's a creep

                      I like Melli-sandre, Lillith, Elita

                      And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter

                      So what can I do? I really beg you Treguard

                      To me flirting is rather ill-starred

                      Dragons may fly, it's all good at the right times

                      Please set it in the bell chimes

                      [Skarkill's bit here]

                      Walk up and down and spin your Shield around

                      Shake your Helm to the sound, pick the food off the ground

                      Take one step left and one step right

                      One to the front and one to the side

                      Read the scroll once and choose a clue twice

                      And if it looks like this then you're doing it right

                      [Repeat Skarkill's bit]

                      [Emii's bit]

                      And now, how about we give the entire song a home in the Knightmare Songs thread: http://www.talkknightmare.co.uk/forum/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=4;action=display;num=1068055348? Is that OK with the other lyricists?

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                      • SkarkillS
                        SkarkillS
                        Skarkill
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                        #14

                        I Have no problem with that as long as the other people who contributed verses haven't got one.

                        Just one sujestion Drassil you could possibaly Switch Malice Or Gundrada for Lillith

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                          Drassil
                          Senior staff
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                          #15

                          Here comes a new song, Knightmare Mambo Number 5, that originated from an excellent idea by Skarkill in the following thread: http://www.knightmare/forum/http://www.knightmare.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=4;action=display;num=1073215882

                          [by Drassil]

                          One, two, three levels thrive

                          Everybody from the castle

                          Come on let's ride

                          To the market stall near the Greenwood

                          The boys say they want Etruscan brandy

                          But I don't know if I should

                          Spellfest like I cast last week

                          I must stay deep cos Sly's a creep

                          I like Melli-sandre, Malice, Elita

                          And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter

                          So what can I do? I really beg you Treguard

                          To me flirting is rather ill-starred

                          Dragons may fly, it's all good at the right times

                          Please set it in the bell chimes

                          [by Skarkill]

                          A Little Bit Of Majida in my Life

                          A Little Bit Of Marta is What I Need

                          A Little Bit Of Gwendoline By My Side

                          A Little Bit Of Velda What I See

                          A Little Bit Of Sidriss In The Sun

                          A Little Bit Of Elita All Night Long

                          A Little Bit Of Romahna Here I Am

                          A Little Bit Of You Makes Me Your Man

                          Knightmare Mambo Number 5!

                          [by Drassil]

                          Walk up and down and turn your Shield around

                          Shake your Helm to the sound, pick the food off the ground

                          Take one step left and one step right

                          One to the front and one to the side

                          Read the scroll once and choose a clue twice

                          And if it looks like this then you're doing it right

                          A Little Bit Of Majida in my Life

                          A Little Bit Of Marta is What I Need

                          A Little Bit Of Gwendoline By My Side

                          A Little Bit Of Velda What I See

                          A Little Bit Of Sidriss In The Sun

                          A Little Bit Of Elita All Night Long

                          A Little Bit Of Romahna Here I Am

                          A Little Bit Of You Makes Me Your Man

                          Knightmare Mambo Number 5!

                          [by Emii]

                          Up..to..fall through

                          Fall in love with a wench like you

                          You can't run and you can't hide

                          Cos Lord Fear gonna catch you in his stride...

                          Knightmare Mambo Number 5!


                          I also slipped another new song into the thread where we recently experienced 'flaming': http://www.knightmare.com/forum/http://www.knightmare.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=news;action=display;num=1068389136;start=15#15

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                          • SkarkillS
                            SkarkillS
                            Skarkill
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                            #16

                            Forgive my Ignerouns of this Termonoalagy But what is 'flaming'?

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                              Drassil
                              Senior staff
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                              #17

                              I wasn't sure myself until recently, but I think it's short for 'inflammatory post', i.e. an unkind post designed to annoy people, or worse.

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                              • SkarkillS
                                SkarkillS
                                Skarkill
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                                #18

                                Oh Right (God I sound Like Father Dougal From Father Ted). Ok Thanks for that Drassil

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                                  Guest
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                                  We should soon be getting 99 Red Ballons as 69 Dungeoneers by whoever was doing it, Drassil was it?

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                                    Drassil
                                    Senior staff
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                                    #20

                                    Yes; maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday.  ;D

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                                      Guest
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                                      He he  ;D

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