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  • Bad Education
    M MPK
    Fan Creations

    Thanks very much for the menshy!

    Thanks to for liking the vid. Stick with us, we have quite a lot of stuff going on with the Podcast on classic movies, funny vids, and funny wordy articles too.

    For the tweet, you have earned a follower as well.


  • Bad Education
    M MPK
    Fan Creations

    Hello all.

    Its been a very long time since I have been on here for various reasons; mainly going through uni and getting a job. To those I knew years ago, hello again. To those who I dont know, greetings to you!

    I cant quite believe how huge this forum has become.

    One of my main points of interest now is comedy, and as most of you would have grown up in the 80s, I wanted to show you all a new project I am a part of. Its called Bad Education, and its all about everything that we used to watch and read as we grew up, and the effects they have had on us now we are adults. Its all interlaced with comic videos, and a podcast all about what we consider to be classic videos.

    So if you have a free second, please check out http://www.abadeducation.com

    Here's a little something from there, which I think you may like: http://vimeo.com/10675474


  • Joanne Heywood (Stiletta) in PC World advert
    M MPK
    Cast/Crew Projects

    Just to let u know, or rather an ask if someone can confirm this... I just saw a PC World advert today, and am pretty sure that she's the assistant speaking on it!

    I reckon it is.... prob 95% sure its her, cause I havent seen KM in yonks!


  • U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...
    M MPK
    Jester's Corner

    Treguard suddenly pulls out a typewriter, starts typing away then pulls out the sheet and throws it in the air!

    Wait a tick.... so he's the guy from the end of The A-Team and Murder, She Wrote!!!! 😮


  • A great Knightmare joke...
    M MPK
    Jester's Corner

    Ever wondered why Fear has Sylvester as his personal slave?

    Because he lets his Hands do the work for him!!!

    Feel free to laugh, or grimace in pain!


  • Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
    M MPK
    Jester's Corner

    A fight between Treguard and the dugeon keeper from Dungeons and Dragons!

    I think we all know who'd win that!


  • It finaly happened
    M MPK
    General Discussion

    Hmmm.... I wonder!

    Lord Fear, right now!

    Hahaha! I like it!


  • Lord Fear's Helmet
    M MPK
    General Discussion

    I agree that the first helmet was the best.

    The second would have worked better depending on the skull design... it should have been angrier, more...evil if you will!

    We could also talk about the entire dress code of Fear... did people like the cross between Dracula/Gallifreyan cloak? Or the newer one?


  • Knightmare dinner party
    M MPK
    Jester's Corner

    Ever think they would all meet up for a meal at christmas? Followed by some after dinner games, like medieval football, hide and seek...... and trivial pursuit!

    However, I think that Lissard's favourite game would be Twister, especially if he plays with Marta!!!


  • Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
    M MPK
    Jester's Corner

    I just got a worrying thought of Sly Hands as He-Man!

    "I am 'e-Man, protector of all things that r good.....as long as the hours are right and the pay is ok!"


  • Anyone know where I can get.......
    M MPK
    Want to Help?

    Which version of the game are u after?

    I know for a fact that the first KM game is available on spectrum emulator discs for PC, that can be purchased from large pc stockists such as Game!

    Withdrawal symptoms- apply a wet fish across the face, in a swiping motion! Or better still, get someone else to do it for you!


  • Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
    M MPK
    Jester's Corner

    Grippa and Rhaak get replaced by little Ant and Dec, and start annoying people in the Dungeon!

    Consequently, Grippa and Rhaak are employed by Ant and Dec to be their counterparts for the celebs!


  • U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...
    M MPK
    Jester's Corner

    Mogdread seduces a dugeoneer to the dark side...

    M: "Join me now or die!"

    😧 "Well, when you put it like that, why not!"

    M: "What! No, you misunderstand...JOIN ME OR DIE!"

    😧 "I heard you the first time, where do I sign, cause the whole truth and justice thing aint fun, unlike some of the others who pillage and look jolly happy"

    M: "erm, but you cant... you have to renounce me!"

    😧 "I dont want to, I want to join you. Come on, you did invite me, and I bet we will have a laugh!"

    M: "Well, in that case...let me just get something from my car!"

    😧 "Car? Mogdread! Lord Mogdread, it is I your humble apprentice! Oh no, he's gone hasn't he... well it looks like I may as well keep the old quest going.. ha ha...........ha!"


  • FABLE.....
    M MPK
    Cast/Crew Projects

    In other words he says stuff like "Life force low, you need food now!"

    Do u think he ever gets tired of saying stuff like this, lol!

    Maybe sometimes he should go "Warning team, because u ate that food so fast u have indigestion! Find a Rennie fast!"

    Or how about "Caution team, wind!"


  • Quotes
    M MPK
    General Discussion

    Mogdred; "Mwah ha ha aha ha aha ah aha ha ha!"

    Now that was a good manaicle laugh!


  • TAPE PIRACY
    M MPK
    General Discussion

    Yeah, there are a load of these craft products on ebay, most may indeed not realise that they are breaking the law.


  • Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
    M MPK
    Jester's Corner

    Treguard and Hordriss jamming on guitars.

    Or maybe banjos, like in Deliverence!


  • vr-1 fm is back...! launching tommorow
    M MPK
    News Discussion

    Aaaaah, so thats what I missed! I heard about the hoaxers, but nothing more was mentioned!

    As for the radio website, "News provided by sky news"!


  • Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
    M MPK
    Jester's Corner

    Well, now that you mention it, Yes..........Yes I am!


  • Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
    M MPK
    Jester's Corner

    Grimwold!

    WOO HOO! Im winning, Im 10 points ahead of everyone else!

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