And to think that all I was going to suggest was that they were country folks who'd won a lottery or something... think I've been rescued in brilliant style!

Nice to have you on the forum, nin_ken_dog.

Hee hee! It's good to be here.

Many thanks. I realised later on that the end of Philadelphia also sounds like "L. Fear", so the Opposition would be pleased as well.

It's much the same with Deal Or No Deal in the UK. I've never really understood the appeal. The last time box-opening was that annoying to listen to was on Knightmare, when Pixel flew out of them!

Ah, the state where instead of saying, "Let's go to KFC for some food", you need only say, "Let's go to FC for some food."

I should put the hose to you for being so clever, Drassil. pulls out hose

Well, on the US DoND, we don't have the family members holding boxes. We have suitcases held by lovely ladies...

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2007/06/19/2003754368.jpg

^____^;;;

And we still call it KFC, because we're lazy like that

fixing teeth? from google:

Cletus M Bonds III PC is a Exton dentist. Need a dentist? Call Cletus M Bonds III PC.

80 W Welsh Pool Rd # 205, Exton PA

610-363-0809

I know Exton's not Philadelphia, but Howard Johnson III might pop over for a filling or to play 'Knightmare' on Cletus' Amstrad.

That was unexpected, but funny

Let's throw the question back at the questioner then. You're the American, Nin_Ken, so you tell us what people named "John Boy, Cleetus and Barb" doing in Philadelphia...

Now that I think about it, there are a lot of "southern folk" who go on game shows like "Deal or No Deal" ^_^;;;

And that is a LOT of screaming and crying.

Because that's where the USA's portal to Knightmare Castle is located. It's the ideal place for one: Treguard likes the name Philadelphia because it means brotherly love, a quality that's helped many a Knightmare team to victory; and Pickle likes it because the end sounds like 'elf ear'.

I must say not only is that answer plausible, but it's adorable.

And by the way, I live in Kentucky, USA.

Just imagine it!

"Enter, Stranger!"

WHOOSH!

"Who challenges my dungeon?"

"Howard Johnson III, from Philadelphia,"

"Very well! Call your advisors to us, please!"

"John Boy, Cleetus and Barb!"

A bit random, but as an American I gotta point this out

What exactly are people named "John Boy, Cleetus and Barb" doing in Philadelphia?!

By my reckoning, 36 out of a maximum 55 deaths puts it closer to 65%. But it's still a marvellous compilation. As ever, we owe GaryGarratt a lot of thanks. I hope he drops by this forum one day.

Tee hee ^_^. Just today, I sent a message to his YouTube account, as follows:

Sent: October 31, 2007

Read: —

Subject: Thak you so much!

Knightmare is among my favorite shows of all time. However, I have lived in the US all my life, and that is where I still live. The only place I have ever been able to watch any parts of the show were usually on knightmare.com. They did tide me over for my Knightmare fix, but I still wished to see full episodes to get the true experience. I thought I was never to see the show in full.

That is, until you started posting episodes. I am eternally grateful for your "donations" to YouTube. I'm not sure if you are a part of the knightmare.com staff or forums, but on behalf of many there, I sincerely thank you for your contributions.

Knightmare forums name: nin_ken_dog

From the awesome GaryGarratt: http://youtube.com/watch?v=5IEnuKlbBic

According to him, it's about 80% of all death clips

How about a round-up of the death clips that are currently available via knightmare.com or YouTube?

Series 1 - 6/6 deaths available

Team 1: http://knightmare.com/clips/series1/1team1death.rm

Team 2: http://youtube.com/watch?v=gx4B-0a2FA8

Team 3: http://knightmare.com/clips/series1/1spears.rm

Team 4: http://knightmare.com/clips/series1/1team4death.rm

Team 5: http://knightmare.com/clips/series1/1team5death.rm

Team 6: http://knightmare.com/clips/series1/1endseason.rm

Series 2 - 5/10 deaths available

Team 2: http://knightmare.com/clips/series2/s2t2death.avi

Team 3: http://knightmare.com/clips/series2/s2medusadeath.avi

Team 5: http://knightmare.com/clips/series2/2team5death.rm

Team 7: http://knightmare.com/clips/series2/2team7cc_death.rm

Team 8: http://knightmare.com/clips/series2/2team8death.rm

Series 3 - 7/11 deaths available

Team 1: http://youtube.com/watch?v=FDmdy72DPzE

Team 2: http://knightmare.com/clips/series3/3team2death.rm

Team 3: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cm3nm8mVrTM

Team 5: http://youtube.com/watch?v=xvOaidRL0eA

Team 6: http://knightmare.com/clips/series3/3team6death.rm

Team 10: http://knightmare.com/clips/series3/3team10death.rm

Team 11: http://knightmare.com/clips/series3/3team11death.rm

Series 4 - 4/6 deaths available

Team 1: http://knightmare.com/clips/series4/4team1death.rm

Team 2: http://knightmare.com/clips/series4/4team2death.rm

Team 4: http://knightmare.com/clips/series4/4team4death.rm

Team 7: http://youtube.com/watch?v=k44Uk_uPd4I

Series 5 - 2/7 deaths available

Team 1: http://youtube.com/watch?v=bxvuLyMGxLw

Team 2: http://knightmare.com/clips/series5/5team2death.rm

Series 6 - 2/5 deaths available

Team 2: http://knightmare.com/clips/series6/6team2death.rm

Team 4: http://knightmare.com/clips/series6/6team4death.rm

Series 7 - 2/5 deaths available

Team 3: http://knightmare.com/clips/series7/7team2death.rm

Team 4: http://knightmare.com/clips/series7/7team3death.rm

Series 8 - 3/5 deaths available

Team 1: http://knightmare.com/clips/series8/8t1death.rm

Team 2: http://knightmare.com/clips/series8/8t2death.rm

Team 3: http://knightmare.com/clips/series8/8t3death.rm

Hopefully this is of value to you, Fidjit. You started this topic, so I hope you check back to see what posts have been made.

FANTASTIC!! If Fidjit won't answer, I will. This is very kind of you; a great thanks. Like I said, I can't watch it where I live, and this is just great stuff to watch.

How deliciously twisted...

Been looking for some of those myself.

Yes! I beat it! Now which quest will I pick next time?

Boy is this what I've been waiting for! Since I can't watch it, I guess these will do. For whomever is writing them, much thanks!

Ahh. Thank you.

I have a few more comments about it. It probably sounds picky, but I'm guessing you want constructive criticism.

1. Anytime I was to give a password or answer, I just started hitting all the letters on the keyboard. Maybe have about ten answers up and let the player choose by typing it in.

2. PLEASE change that witch. It's the one thing I keep dying from. It's impossible to get the food AND escape.

3. I like that I'm able to Pause and look at the help screens for anything I might need.

4. I don't know how to run the Pooka file. What is it for?

5. I died on that Play Your Cards Right puzzle because I wasn't sure how to answer. I thought I was suppose to back up, then approach my choice, and by backing up...I promptly died. How do you play it? (not the rules, but how to answer)

Still a great game.

Only played it for 15 minutes so far, but a very entertaining 15 minutes. Fantastic work! A few problems. It's kind of hard to read scrolls. I noticed a glitch that reduced my life to eyeballs as soon as I entered. I'd love to see more videos and more quality images on the next game, but for a first-time project, outstanding! I thought movement was a problem, but it had perfect timing on everything.

Rating on spec: 8.7 out of 10.

Anyone have video of deaths other than the ones in the clips section? I would love to watch a tape just full of the deaths because they looked so funny and cool.

I can't wait to see it. I hope nothing has happened to it.

I'm still waiting for my copy. I'm the U.S. guy. If I can get it before college is over, then I'll write a review.

I can't find the chatroom.

My post is still up...hee hee...Anyway, I'm very eager to play it. Remember: I'm from America and have NEVER watched a full, English episode.

"Say hello to the goblins and ask them if they would like a good present."

Yeah, I want to know how you're doing on this (i.e. percentage-wise)? Good luck and thanks for giving to the fans bud.