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For all the comedians out there.

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  • Knightmare-related musical parodies

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    Based on the Backstreet Boys song I Want It That Way (1999). Official video I am a flier Who can breathe fire I came to Fridays 'Cause they blocked the wellways Pre me, were stairways and carts To reach deeper parts Now they say You can't use the wellway Tell me why Elita calls you faceache Tell me why Sly Hands is such a pissed flake Tell me why stone chutes became so passé They blocked the wellways I'm no descender A pre-weekender In green: goodbye, grey 'Cause there are no wellways Tell me why Elita calls you faceache Tell me why Sly Hands is such a pissed flake Tell me why stone chutes became so passé They blocked the wellways Come Series 8 and I'm sat on my arse Like the way the wyrms used to be No matter that Treguard treats me like a dog I'll taxi once more for thee Across the mire I'm flying higher I am, I am, I am, I am Smirky again today...
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    Hallowe'en in the Knightmare Dungeon

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    Treguard feels a presence outside the antechamber. Treguard: Ah, a would-be adventurer! Well, I'm sure the Dungeon will welcome a fresh challenge. Enter, stranger! A boy appears in the antechamber. He already has a knapsack. Boy: Trick or treat! Treguard sighs. A minute later, when he realises that the boy isn't going to go away empty-handed, Treguard hands him a few humbugs from his pocket. Lillith: appearing So that's where they went! Meanwhile, out in the Dungeon... Lissard knocks on a door. A figure answers it. Lissard: Trick or treatnesss! Lord Fear: Lissard, you're supposed to do it at other people's homes! Now go. And don't bring me back tinned sardines again this year! Slams door
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    Knightmare dinner party

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    More like Go Fish. I can imagine him playing it with Lord Fear and probably Sly and the Bhel-Shebah (with the dual personalities): Lissard: Have you got any ssssevensssssss?" LF: "Here you are me old newt!" hands Lissard all his sevens
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    Have I Got Knightmare For You?

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    As I understood it, Lord Fear usually won... Well...yes, I guess I was considering his big master plans. A case of do what you will, consider the consequences once you've failed miserably! (Something which relates to RPGs own Lord Wraith, too!)
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    The Descender jamming between floors.

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    I should hope so! That Descender didn't get nearly enough credit. It's a stroke of genius, I tell you!
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    In a situation...

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    Series 8 team 2: get ANYONE but Gideon to give directions in the corridor of blades
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    The Knightmare Pantomime

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    Pickle: "I sense something, it isn't magical, so since it's human and we can't see it then it must be." Treguard: "an ASSASSIN, and HE'S BEHIND YOU."
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    Knightmarish Christmas Party!

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    Raptor: Rogaine Folly: Prozac Lord Fear: Monopoly Grimaldine: Copy of Austin Powers Elita: An orange from Granny, complete with tantrum The Dreadknort: Anger management. Cedric: Tick tack toe because he must get bored sitting on that stone. Lilith: Margaret Thatcher signed photo. Merlin/Mogdred: A copy of Jekyll and Hyde. Sidriss: Red Ruby Shoes Juluis Scaramonger: Nothing cos he'd just trade it.
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    Vox Pops

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    Mrs. Grimwold, Mildread and Heggatty are all lined up. The interviewer is asking them what they think. Mrs. G: Well, most of 'em can't tell the difference between a red gem and a ruddy great dog. Mildread: Here! you're off the telly aren't you? Interviewer: (Modestly) Yes, yes... Mildread: He does them things where he asks old women silly questions. Mrs. G: You try that round 'ere, young man, and we'll slit your face. Sorry!
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    Re:Let's think of some bad knightmare puns and phrases!!

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    Lord Fear's infamous play on words at the start of series 8 "In fact I can promise you, that when the great game begins, we're all going to have a ball.... a FIREBALL"
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    Knightmare Mastermind

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    Name: Folly Occupation: Dungoen Jester S.S. Confusing people with riddles on which way to go.
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    Re:What do Knightmare characters do on their day off?

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    Someone like Brother Mace or Sylvester Hands would get the first round. However by the time they got outside the glasses would be empty.
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    New Knightmare (based on the youth football rules)

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    Yeah, Estonia refused to leave their hotel till they'd had their pudding, so the referee abandoned the game after three seconds. Apparently Estonian TV cameras were focused on the home dugout at the kickoff and therefore managed to mss the entire match!
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    Knightmare meets Fawlty Towers and Blackadder

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    [In honour of today's elections] Hands: 'Ow about Captain Nemanor? 'Asn't 'e got a vote? Lord Fear: He's got a boat, Hands.
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    RED ALERT!!!

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    bows Thankyou, thankyou, THANKyou!
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    Knightmare meets The Fast Show

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    [A Dungeoneer loses a quest. Treguard begins to commiserate the Team, when Inspector Monkfish from The Fast Show, dressed as a monk, marches into the Antechamber.] Monkfish: Alright. Brother Monkfish - I'm in charge 'ere. [To a couple of PCs] Find that Dungeon kid, and get him down to Forensics. [To Treguard] You, beardy, go and keep my saddle warm. Advisors: Excuse me, but- Monkfish: What do you think this is, a game show? This is a murder investigation. So 'ere's a spell for you: D-O, O-N-E. You savvy? [To Majida] And you - put ya knickers on and go and make me a cup of mead. Two sugars!
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    Priceless!

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    Bribing Fatilla = Gold Getting Brother Mace drunk = Ale To capture a voice = A BAG spell Backchatting Elita with hearts content = PRICELESS (I've been waiting all day for you lot to turn up!)
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    Knightmare funnies!

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    Not sure if this has been done already but if so there has been lots of Knewbies since. Anyway can anyone think of any Knightmarish funny stories (not to be confused with the jokes threads!)
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    Dance Stage mix/Knightmare Hybrid

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    Yes, these ideas are always very cool. Sadly they usually stay as just ideas, without people with the time and skills and resources to turn them into reality. Still nice to imagine tho.
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    KM Blind date?

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    I think Mildred is probably a real desperate one. Maybe she'll pick that poor old fool, yes you know which one I mean. Yes, the poor dear, she only needs some love and I'm sure she'd ditch her witchy ways and buy some skin cream to alleviate the evil greyness. I could also imagine her settling down with the host of El Rescate del Talisman. I'd even offer her my soulmate, Gretel, as a Wedding Gift.
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    Confusion

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    my favourite is back to the future 3 the animated series