A great Knightmare joke...
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Okay, here's my fifth attempt...
Why did Mellisandre never bend over?
- because the dungeoneers were always horny.
Yes, that's a lot better.
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Lord Fear: Hands, I want to speak to you, NOW.
Sly: Yes, yer Lordship?
Lord Fear: I have reason to believe that since I have banned you from drinking on the job, you have moved onto other forms of intoxication. Have you anything to say to this?
Sly: Its true...
Fear: furious What is?
Sly: I tried sniffing coke the other day, but I got the ice cubes stuck up me nose.
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Lord Fear: Hands, I want to speak to you, NOW.
Sly: Yes, yer Lordship?
Lord Fear: I have reason to believe that since I have banned you from drinking on the job, you have moved onto other forms of intoxication. Have you anything to say to this?
Sly: Its true...
Fear: furious What is?
Sly: I tried sniffing coke the other day, but I got the ice cubes stuck up me nose.
EXCELLENT!
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Lord Fear: Hands, I want to speak to you, NOW.
Sly: Yes, yer Lordship?
Lord Fear: I have reason to believe that since I have banned you from drinking on the job, you have moved onto other forms of intoxication. Have you anything to say to this?
Sly: Its true...
Fear: furious What is?
Sly: I tried sniffing coke the other day, but I got the ice cubes stuck up me nose.
Hey, that is genuinely laughworthy. Well done, Emii!
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What's the difference between the Eye Shield and BBC Choice?
One is a pointless supplement which no-one actually likes and which was only ever put in to add some unnecessary padding and pointless TV sequences to an otherwise exemplery entity...and the other's an item in Knightmare.
I promise to come up with a better one within twenty years.
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Q. What do you get if you cross Pickle with Majida?
A. A rude pointy-eared loudmouth with no dress sense.
...wait. That's Elita!
This one is fabulous, though!
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