Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Elita

Hmm, other things you'd rather not see...

Elita? Not in any particularly unfetching costume, just Elita really.

Elita is offensive! Elita is DEEPLY offensive! (sorry, too much Series 2 lately)

ETA: You are also a faceache and a slagrat, so there!

Moving on. You wouldn't see a hot-pink Haunting, Sidriss getting magic right or Goblins having an intelligent conversation about symbolism in Shakespeare.

Or Brother Mace at Alcoholics Anonymous.

GrimaldineGrimwold

lagrat

ETA: You are also a faceache and a slagrat, so there!

Dearie, that's so rude. Festus, some little elvish ***** is insulting Mummy again. Fetch!

Or Brother Mace at Alcoholics Anonymous.

Or Brother Strange at a book signing, since no publisher in their right mind would buy the rights to his boring old book of proverbs. Muhahaha.

Pooka

Or any of us. ;D

JamesA

A teetotal Sylvester Hands anyone?

Malefact

Scarkill in a leotard.

Sylvester Hands in a dinner jacket.

Brother Strange's face.

GrimaldineGrimwold

A close-up of Mrs. G.

JamesA

Lord Fear letting a team use a spyglass for as long as they wish....

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A team side stepping off the edge and living. Well done team you found the "hidden" path

Lowebo

Barry being the boatman - silence!!

Sidriss getting spells correct, her at motley getting it together!

spinynorman

Simon Le Bon........but Nick Rhodes on the other hand

MoanaLiza

Or Gary Rhodes, or even Rhodes for that matter.

JamesA

The Brollachan explaining Einstein's e=mc2

Snowwiewolf

This is something that I would have liked to see: Julie finding THE sword and challenging Lord Fear to a duel.

And seeing what EXACTLY Greystagg did to Lord Fear....

MoanaLiza

..and on the subject of what GG said about Elita's Mouth and Lord Lucan; you wouldn't see Lord Lucan riding on Shergar in the dungeons!

Drassil

Sylvester Hands performing as Fagin from the musical Oliver: 'It's like I always says, Dungeoneer... you gotta pick a pocket or twooo-ooh!'

You'd never see Smirkenorff cleaning himself, either by bathing in a lake, or by some other more canine/feline means!

MoanaLiza

The Powers that Be doing the Conga with the Opposition now and of the characters doing renditions of YMCA, Go West and In the Navy, although Mrs. G might though!

MPK

The dungeoneer uses the spyglass that focuses on Fear and Lissard in Make-Up;

LF- "And this codpiece really chafes if I leave it on for more than an hour"

Lissard- "I know what you mean"

LF- "How do you know what I mean? Have you been wearing my codpiece? Again?"

lordfearisafox

Lord Fear dressed as Batman?

Lord Fear dressed as anything would do me...

I'm off topic arent i?

lordfearisafox

(LF: And this codpiece really chafes if i leave it on for more than an hour)

I'll help him out of it

Sorry

MPK

Things we will never see in a dungeon;

Lordfearisafox helping Lord Fear out of his codpiece, thank god!