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Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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    GrimaldineGrimwold
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    lagrat

    ETA: You are also a faceache and a slagrat, so there!

    Dearie, that's so rude. Festus, some little elvish ***** is insulting Mummy again. Fetch!

    Or Brother Mace at Alcoholics Anonymous.

    Or Brother Strange at a book signing, since no publisher in their right mind would buy the rights to his boring old book of proverbs. Muhahaha.

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      Pooka
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      Or any of us.  ;D

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        JamesA
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        A teetotal Sylvester Hands anyone?  😉

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          Malefact
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          Scarkill in a leotard.

          Sylvester Hands in a dinner jacket.

          Brother Strange's face.

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            GrimaldineGrimwold
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            A close-up of Mrs. G.

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              JamesA
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              Lord Fear letting a team use a spyglass for as long as they wish....

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                Guest
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                A team side stepping off the edge and living. Well done team you found the "hidden" path

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                  Lowebo
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                  Barry being the boatman - silence!!

                    Sidriss getting spells correct, her at motley getting it together!

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                    spinynorman
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                    Simon Le Bon........but Nick Rhodes on the other hand

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                      MoanaLiza
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                      Or Gary Rhodes, or even Rhodes for that matter.

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                        JamesA
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                        The Brollachan explaining Einstein's e=mc2

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                          Snowwiewolf
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                          This is something that I would have liked to see: Julie finding THE sword and challenging Lord Fear to a duel.

                          And seeing what EXACTLY Greystagg did to Lord Fear....

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                            MoanaLiza
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                            ..and on the subject of what GG said about Elita's Mouth and Lord Lucan; you wouldn't see Lord Lucan riding on Shergar in the dungeons!

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                              Drassil
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                              Sylvester Hands performing as Fagin from the musical Oliver: 'It's like I always says, Dungeoneer... you gotta pick a pocket or twooo-ooh!'

                              You'd never see Smirkenorff cleaning himself, either by bathing in a lake, or by some other more canine/feline means!

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                                MoanaLiza
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                                The Powers that Be doing the Conga with the Opposition now and of the characters doing renditions of YMCA, Go West and In the Navy, although Mrs. G might though!

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                                  MPK
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                                  The dungeoneer uses the spyglass that focuses on Fear and Lissard in Make-Up;

                                  LF- "And this codpiece really chafes if I leave it on for more than an hour"

                                  Lissard- "I know what you mean"

                                  LF- "How do you know what I mean? Have you been wearing my codpiece? Again?"

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                                    lordfearisafox
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                                    Lord Fear dressed as Batman?

                                    Lord Fear dressed as anything would do me...

                                    I'm off topic arent i?

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                                      lordfearisafox
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                                      (LF: And this codpiece really chafes if i leave it on for more than an hour)

                                      I'll help him out of it

                                      Sorry

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                                        MPK
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                                        Things we will never see in a dungeon;

                                        Lordfearisafox helping Lord Fear out of his codpiece, thank god!  😄

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                                          lordfearisafox
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                                          Lol!

                                          Yeah - better left to my sordid imagination.

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