Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

A close-up of Mrs. G.

[JamesA]

Lord Fear letting a team use a spyglass for as long as they wish....

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A team side stepping off the edge and living. Well done team you found the "hidden" path

[Lowebo]

Barry being the boatman - silence!!

  Sidriss getting spells correct, her at motley getting it together!

[spinynorman]

Simon Le Bon........but Nick Rhodes on the other hand

[MoanaLiza]

Or Gary Rhodes, or even Rhodes for that matter.

[JamesA]

The Brollachan explaining Einstein's e=mc2

[Snowwiewolf]

This is something that I would have liked to see: Julie finding THE sword and challenging Lord Fear to a duel.

And seeing what EXACTLY Greystagg did to Lord Fear....

[MoanaLiza]

..and on the subject of what GG said about Elita's Mouth and Lord Lucan; you wouldn't see Lord Lucan riding on Shergar in the dungeons!

[Drassil]

Sylvester Hands performing as Fagin from the musical Oliver: 'It's like I always says, Dungeoneer... you gotta pick a pocket or twooo-ooh!'

You'd never see Smirkenorff cleaning himself, either by bathing in a lake, or by some other more canine/feline means!

[MoanaLiza]

The Powers that Be doing the Conga with the Opposition now and of the characters doing renditions of YMCA, Go West and In the Navy, although Mrs. G might though!

[MPK]

The dungeoneer uses the spyglass that focuses on Fear and Lissard in Make-Up;

LF- "And this codpiece really chafes if I leave it on for more than an hour"

Lissard- "I know what you mean"

LF- "How do you know what I mean? Have you been wearing my codpiece? Again?"

[lordfearisafox]

Lord Fear dressed as Batman?

Lord Fear dressed as anything would do me...

I'm off topic arent i?

[lordfearisafox]

(LF: And this codpiece really chafes if i leave it on for more than an hour)

I'll help him out of it

Sorry

[MPK]

Things we will never see in a dungeon;

Lordfearisafox helping Lord Fear out of his codpiece, thank god!  

[lordfearisafox]

Lol!

Yeah - better left to my sordid imagination.

[MPK]

Indeed, well back to the topic;

How about Paul Daniels becoming the new wizard of KM!

Or how about David Blaine being a dungeoneer;

"Pick up the food, your on life force red!"

"No, I can survive a month without food, Im sure I can do this too! Shazam!"  

[lordfearisafox]

Treguard stroking his beard with an evil grin and saying

"Ooh, niiice!"

when a dungeoneer gets sliced by the corridor of blades!  

[MoanaLiza]

A dungeoneer or character (non animated) wearing anything blue

[Drassil]

Ali G DJing during a quest:

'Booyakasha! Check it, you is plungin' into da Dungeon. Shout goin' out to Me-Julie, Me-dusa, and Ma-jida. Aiii!'

Tim Child gleefully making a compilation of clips of Dungeoneers panicking/and or perishing in the Corridor of Blades, called...

... Bladestepper: The Producer's Cut

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A copy of the novel 'The Brollochan Brief', by John Grishamaldine.

Aesandre reading 'The Chronicles Of Narnia' and consulting a lawyer.