Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...
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Steve Irwin introducing us to Festus feeding him from one hand and holding his baby in the other
(tut tut tut)! Festus then bites of Mr Irwin's arm and the baby runs off laughing.The dungeon's Stars in the eyes has Mrs G and Mildred perfoming as The Cheeky Girls.
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[One advisor gets so fed up of Treguard's demands to hurry up that he gives him the finger just as time out occurs]
Treguard: Oh for goodness sake, I'll be stuck with him like that all week. This'll teach the cheeky blighter
Treguard begins chopping his finger off with the sword of truth
Treguard: oooh, nasty!
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A dungeoneer walks in a Play your cards right dungeon, when suddely it all changes, a studio audience appears from nowhere, two beautiful ladies walk in wearing sparkling dresses, and then.....HE appears and says the catchphrase that sends chills down all dungeoneers spines;
"Nice to see you, to see you..."
"Nice" the audience respond! Â
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Mellisandre with a hangover.
Hordrissard - a gross fusion of two characters.
'One requiresss a sssmall fish-based trinket-nesss inconveniently placcced in thisss level. One's calling name-nesss is Smellifact. Call it three timesss-ness.'
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Due to complaints about violence on TV, the corridor of blades has been changed;
Advisor 1:"Ok, your on a conveyor belt, with objects moving past you! Theres knives, a stereo, TV, and a cuddly toy"
Treguard:"Well all you have to do now is remember the items you have just seen!"
Advisor1:"Oh, erm er.........the TV!"
Advisor2:"urm the..... the stereo!"
Advisor1:"The knifes, the knives and..."
Advisor3:"yeah, the knives....and........oooh, oooh the Cuddly Toy!!"
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Lord Fear/Cedric/Elita would never compliment a dungeoneer.
Sarcasm from Mogdred.
Straight dialogue from Lord Fear.
Merlin would never cast a spell swiftly.
Treguard would never cast the DISMISS spell without leaving a labyrinthine pause between the first S and the M.
Majida would never call someone a smart*ss. (Not that she hasn't tried...)
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Majida with no cleavage
Shouldn't that be Martha?
Treguard wouldn't...
...sing We'll Meet Again at the end of a quest
...pick his nose and break wind while the camera's on him
...swing Morpheus above his head and sing, "Monkey Magic, Monkey Magic..."
...laugh at the sight of Mogdred naked
...be pleased to see Majida
...be pleased to hear Pickle
...be pleased to smell Sylvester Hands
...be pleased to feel Lissard
...be pleased to taste Mire trog flesh
...win a relaxed actors' competition.
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Lord Fear/Cedric/Elita would never compliment a dungeoneer.
Sarcasm from Mogdred.
Straight dialogue from Lord Fear.
Merlin would never cast a spell swiftly.
Treguard would never cast the DISMISS spell without leaving a labyrinthine pause between the first S and the M.
Majida would never call someone a smart*ss. (Not that she hasn't tried...)
Sly hands getting a haitcut.
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(With Latin as bad as his? I doubt Hordriss is Roman! )
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