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Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
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    #161

    Heh, yeah I like that one.

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      Fidjit
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      Well you wouldn't exactly come across Lord Fear giving a Dungeoneer a spyglass now would you?

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      • HStormH
        HStormH
        HStorm
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        #163

        Lord Fear/Cedric/Elita would never compliment a dungeoneer.

        Sarcasm from Mogdred.

        Straight dialogue from Lord Fear.

        Merlin would never cast a spell swiftly.

        Treguard would never cast the DISMISS spell without leaving a labyrinthine pause between the first S and the M.

        Majida would never call someone a smart*ss. (Not that she hasn't tried...)

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          Fidjit
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          #164

          Hordriss entering with a blue robe on!

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            Kieran
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            #165

            Merlin remembers his name.

            Cedric becomes a devoted pacifist.

            Elita gives the dungeoneer several compliments...before breakfast!

            Mogdred has to look up 'OTT' in the dictionary.

            Sly Hands has a bath

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              LordF
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              #166

              Mogdread not asking Dungeoneers to quail

              Lord Fear not giving Dungeoneers the quest items in person.

              Lissard breath smelling minty fresh.

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                Emii
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                #167

                Pickle in un-shredded clothing

                Majida with no cleavage

                A clean-shaven Treguard

                Barry being quiet

                Motley throwing a dungeoneer under the wheels of a cart

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                • HStormH
                  HStormH
                  HStorm
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #168

                  Majida with no cleavage

                  Shouldn't that be Martha?

                  Treguard wouldn't...

                  ...sing We'll Meet Again at the end of a quest

                  ...pick his nose and break wind while the camera's on him

                  ...swing Morpheus above his head and sing, "Monkey Magic, Monkey Magic..."

                  ...laugh at the sight of Mogdred naked

                  ...be pleased to see Majida

                  ...be pleased to hear Pickle

                  ...be pleased to smell Sylvester Hands

                  ...be pleased to feel Lissard

                  ...be pleased to taste Mire trog flesh

                  ...win a relaxed actors' competition.

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                    Fear
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                    #169

                    Lord Fear/Cedric/Elita would never compliment a dungeoneer.

                    Sarcasm from Mogdred.

                    Straight dialogue from Lord Fear.

                    Merlin would never cast a spell swiftly.

                    Treguard would never cast the DISMISS spell without leaving a labyrinthine pause between the first S and the M.

                    Majida would never call someone a smart*ss. (Not that she hasn't tried...)

                    Sly hands getting a haitcut.

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                      Snowcat
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                      #170

                      Hordriss refering to himself as 'I'

                      (Unless he's Roman of course! )

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                        Drassil
                        Senior staff
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                        #171

                        (With Latin as bad as his? I doubt Hordriss is Roman! )

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                        • SkarkillS
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                          Skarkill
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                          #172

                          Skarkill, Lissard, Sly Hands, Raptor & Snapper-Jack sining a rendition of

                          "We're The Very Best At Being Bad Guys." From Bugsy Malone.

                          In The Marbalhead thrown room.

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                            Fidjit
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                            A team looking through a spy-glass only to find Lord Fear having a shower...

                            Lord Fear: Hah, fooled you, din' I?

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                              Snowcat
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                              #174

                              Heres a simple one:-

                              Things you would never SEE in the dungeons............

                              Festus....

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                                Emii
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                                #175

                                eg/ Lord Fear dressed as Batman, Lissard as Robin...

                                ...Festus.

                                Lol, beat you to it, Snowcat!

                                ...in the very first post of the topic, too! Funny, that

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                                  Snowcat
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                                  #176

                                  och.... 😕 A' right, ye got me....

                                  shoves Emii in her own storage cupboard and barracades the door

                                  Might let you out later. 'til then, lets see how you like it!

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                                    Emii
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                                    #177

                                    MAAAAAAH! hammers on the door

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                                      Snowcat
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                                      #178

                                      YES!!

                                      Got 'er at last!

                                      Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

                                      A white tiger on hindlegs, back to a door, desperately trying to keep it shut while being called every name under the sun...

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                                        LordF
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                                        #179

                                        Lord Fear burns the the barricade down and release Emii

                                        You can repay me with a post on saying why I'm the greatest.

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                                          Snowcat
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                                          #180

                                          Uh oh...

                                          [Quickly] Spellcasting F-A-D-E

                                          The tiger vanishes

                                          Until next time elf-waif...

                                          a faint outline leaves the room quickly but quietly leaving no more than the smell of singed fur and a rather traumatised elf

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