Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

[LordF]

Any Dungoneer chasing Lord Fear around Level 3 on a Quadbike without the helmet of justice.

[MPK]

Due to complaints about violence on TV, the corridor of blades has been changed;

Advisor 1:"Ok, your on a conveyor belt, with objects moving past you! Theres knives, a stereo, TV, and a cuddly toy"

Treguard:"Well all you have to do now is remember the items you have just seen!"

Advisor1:"Oh, erm er.........the TV!"

Advisor2:"urm the..... the stereo!"

Advisor1:"The knifes, the knives and..."

Advisor3:"yeah, the knives....and........oooh, oooh the Cuddly Toy!!"

[HStorm]

Heh, yeah I like that one.

[Fidjit]

Well you wouldn't exactly come across Lord Fear giving a Dungeoneer a spyglass now would you?

[HStorm]

Lord Fear/Cedric/Elita would never compliment a dungeoneer.

Sarcasm from Mogdred.

Straight dialogue from Lord Fear.

Merlin would never cast a spell swiftly.

Treguard would never cast the DISMISS spell without leaving a labyrinthine pause between the first S and the M.

Majida would never call someone a smart*ss. (Not that she hasn't tried...)

[Fidjit]

Hordriss entering with a blue robe on!

[Kieran]

Merlin remembers his name.

Cedric becomes a devoted pacifist.

Elita gives the dungeoneer several compliments...before breakfast!

Mogdred has to look up 'OTT' in the dictionary.

Sly Hands has a bath

[LordF]

Mogdread not asking Dungeoneers to quail

Lord Fear not giving Dungeoneers the quest items in person.

Lissard breath smelling minty fresh.

[Emii]

Pickle in un-shredded clothing

Majida with no cleavage

A clean-shaven Treguard

Barry being quiet

Motley throwing a dungeoneer under the wheels of a cart

[HStorm]

Majida with no cleavage

Shouldn't that be Martha?

Treguard wouldn't...

...sing We'll Meet Again at the end of a quest

...pick his nose and break wind while the camera's on him

...swing Morpheus above his head and sing, "Monkey Magic, Monkey Magic..."

...laugh at the sight of Mogdred naked

...be pleased to see Majida

...be pleased to hear Pickle

...be pleased to smell Sylvester Hands

...be pleased to feel Lissard

...be pleased to taste Mire trog flesh

...win a relaxed actors' competition.

[Fear]

Lord Fear/Cedric/Elita would never compliment a dungeoneer.

Sarcasm from Mogdred.

Straight dialogue from Lord Fear.

Merlin would never cast a spell swiftly.

Treguard would never cast the DISMISS spell without leaving a labyrinthine pause between the first S and the M.

Majida would never call someone a smart*ss. (Not that she hasn't tried...)

Sly hands getting a haitcut.

[Snowcat]

Hordriss refering to himself as 'I'

(Unless he's Roman of course! )

[Drassil]

(With Latin as bad as his? I doubt Hordriss is Roman! )

[Skarkill]

Skarkill, Lissard, Sly Hands, Raptor & Snapper-Jack sining a rendition of

"We're The Very Best At Being Bad Guys." From Bugsy Malone.

In The Marbalhead thrown room.

[Fidjit]

A team looking through a spy-glass only to find Lord Fear having a shower...

Lord Fear: Hah, fooled you, din' I?

[Snowcat]

Heres a simple one:-

Things you would never SEE in the dungeons............

Festus....

[Emii]

eg/ Lord Fear dressed as Batman, Lissard as Robin...

...Festus.

Lol, beat you to it, Snowcat!

...in the very first post of the topic, too! Funny, that

[Snowcat]

och.... A' right, ye got me....

shoves Emii in her own storage cupboard and barracades the door

Might let you out later. 'til then, lets see how you like it!

[Emii]

MAAAAAAH! hammers on the door

[Snowcat]

YES!!

Got 'er at last!

Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

A white tiger on hindlegs, back to a door, desperately trying to keep it shut while being called every name under the sun...