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Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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    MPK
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    #154

    A dungeoneer walks in a Play your cards right dungeon, when suddely it all changes, a studio audience appears from nowhere, two beautiful ladies walk in wearing sparkling dresses, and then.....HE appears and says the catchphrase that sends chills down all dungeoneers spines;

    "Nice to see you, to see you..."

    "Nice" the audience respond!  😮

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    • HStormH
      HStormH
      HStorm
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      #155

      You mean, "Knice to see you..." etc.

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        Drassil
        Senior staff
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        #156

        Mellisandre with a hangover.

        Hordrissard - a gross fusion of two characters.

        'One requiresss a sssmall fish-based trinket-nesss inconveniently placcced in thisss level. One's calling name-nesss is Smellifact. Call it three timesss-ness.'

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          MPK
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          #157

          A dungeoneer has just plummeted to his death, and Pickle act all hyperactively, as usual, when suddenly Micheal Winner walks into the room saying;

          "Its all right. Its only a tv show!"

          Then Treguard gets up and says;

          "Yes, mine! So bugger off!"

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            MoanaLiza
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            #158

            Big Mouth Billy Bass singing "Don't Worry Be Happy" to the series 1 Gargoyle.

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              LordF
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              #159

              Any Dungoneer chasing Lord Fear around Level 3 on a Quadbike without the helmet of justice.

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                MPK
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                #160

                Due to complaints about violence on TV, the corridor of blades has been changed;

                Advisor 1:"Ok, your on a conveyor belt, with objects moving past you! Theres knives, a stereo, TV, and a cuddly toy"

                Treguard:"Well all you have to do now is remember the items you have just seen!"

                Advisor1:"Oh, erm er.........the TV!"

                Advisor2:"urm the..... the stereo!"

                Advisor1:"The knifes, the knives and..."

                Advisor3:"yeah, the knives....and........oooh, oooh the Cuddly Toy!!"

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                • HStormH
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                  HStorm
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                  #161

                  Heh, yeah I like that one.

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                    Fidjit
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                    #162

                    Well you wouldn't exactly come across Lord Fear giving a Dungeoneer a spyglass now would you?

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                      HStorm
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                      #163

                      Lord Fear/Cedric/Elita would never compliment a dungeoneer.

                      Sarcasm from Mogdred.

                      Straight dialogue from Lord Fear.

                      Merlin would never cast a spell swiftly.

                      Treguard would never cast the DISMISS spell without leaving a labyrinthine pause between the first S and the M.

                      Majida would never call someone a smart*ss. (Not that she hasn't tried...)

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                        Fidjit
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                        #164

                        Hordriss entering with a blue robe on!

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                          Kieran
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                          Merlin remembers his name.

                          Cedric becomes a devoted pacifist.

                          Elita gives the dungeoneer several compliments...before breakfast!

                          Mogdred has to look up 'OTT' in the dictionary.

                          Sly Hands has a bath

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                            LordF
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                            #166

                            Mogdread not asking Dungeoneers to quail

                            Lord Fear not giving Dungeoneers the quest items in person.

                            Lissard breath smelling minty fresh.

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                              Emii
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                              #167

                              Pickle in un-shredded clothing

                              Majida with no cleavage

                              A clean-shaven Treguard

                              Barry being quiet

                              Motley throwing a dungeoneer under the wheels of a cart

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                                HStormH
                                HStorm
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                                #168

                                Majida with no cleavage

                                Shouldn't that be Martha?

                                Treguard wouldn't...

                                ...sing We'll Meet Again at the end of a quest

                                ...pick his nose and break wind while the camera's on him

                                ...swing Morpheus above his head and sing, "Monkey Magic, Monkey Magic..."

                                ...laugh at the sight of Mogdred naked

                                ...be pleased to see Majida

                                ...be pleased to hear Pickle

                                ...be pleased to smell Sylvester Hands

                                ...be pleased to feel Lissard

                                ...be pleased to taste Mire trog flesh

                                ...win a relaxed actors' competition.

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                                  Fear
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                                  #169

                                  Lord Fear/Cedric/Elita would never compliment a dungeoneer.

                                  Sarcasm from Mogdred.

                                  Straight dialogue from Lord Fear.

                                  Merlin would never cast a spell swiftly.

                                  Treguard would never cast the DISMISS spell without leaving a labyrinthine pause between the first S and the M.

                                  Majida would never call someone a smart*ss. (Not that she hasn't tried...)

                                  Sly hands getting a haitcut.

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                                    Snowcat
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                                    #170

                                    Hordriss refering to himself as 'I'

                                    (Unless he's Roman of course! )

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                                      Drassil
                                      Senior staff
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                                      #171

                                      (With Latin as bad as his? I doubt Hordriss is Roman! )

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                                        Skarkill
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                                        #172

                                        Skarkill, Lissard, Sly Hands, Raptor & Snapper-Jack sining a rendition of

                                        "We're The Very Best At Being Bad Guys." From Bugsy Malone.

                                        In The Marbalhead thrown room.

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                                          Fidjit
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                                          #173

                                          A team looking through a spy-glass only to find Lord Fear having a shower...

                                          Lord Fear: Hah, fooled you, din' I?

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