Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

[Snowcat]

Snowcat:- 'He ain't crossing the road! He's faffing with the damn focus again! COME ON, RED LIGHT!!'

[MoanaLiza]

I thought that you were still stuck in that cupboard!

[FrightKnight]

He is, he's just speaking loudly.

Moves to let Snowcat out at last, albeit hopefully in exchange for a reward of some kind

[Fidjit]

Yes, LFIAF, I remembered you. You're a big star! As pregnant dogs go.
That's harsh words to say, HStorm...

[HStorm]

I'm only quoting her own her own self-reference, Glenn.

[MoanaLiza]

I'm only quoting **her own her own **self-reference, Glenn.

Now you sound like sound like Skarkill there (only kidding)

[HStorm]

No I don't - I don't - I say, now I say, I sound like... I... SOUND... LIKE... I sound like Foghorn Leghorn, that's who I sound like, like I sound like I do.

[Skarkill]

How do you come to that conclusion Motley?

[MoanaLiza]

No I don't - I don't - I say, now I say, I sound like... I... SOUND... LIKE... I sound like Foghorn Leghorn, that's who I sound like, like I sound like I do.

I was thinking more of Arkright!

[FrightKnight]

Ooh, Foghorn Leghorn. Me like.

"Pay attention boy! I'm not just talkin' to hear myself roar!"

[Snowcat]

He is, he's just speaking loudly.

Moves to let Snowcat out at last, albeit hopefully in exchange for a reward of some kind

2 green glints appear in the darkness of the cupboard and a rather manky tiger slowly emerges, watching carefully for any possible intervention

Thank you... cramp gets unbearable after a few weeks .

Rewards have I few but this may come in useful...

holds out a small pendant. It glints orange and gold in the light.

ironically made from the stone 'tigers eye'. Seems to even keep Festus at bay when needed.

[FrightKnight]

Oh, thanks.

Blows off cobwebs from Snowcat.

[HStorm]

Semtex Jack: "Don't know. Right, I'm off to get to the other side."

Mephisto: "Gah, the producers made it wa-a-a-a-a-a-ay too easy for the chicken to find the other side. I bet the whole road-crossing was fixed."

Modeski: "To look for a toilet that isn't just a hole in the ground."

[Pipmuk]

Go on Hstorm, try and do one for me....

I have to say is there anyone in the challenge forum that you havent done yet?

Boyard Queen: Because it wanted to watch Fort Boyard. But its not on!!! Help!!!

[Lowebo]

I haven't answered this/been mentioned!! Hmph!

Because it was pissed and couldn't walk in a straight line.

Because it saw Barry coming and didn't fancy a chat.

It didn't. I caught it first.

[HStorm]

Who are you doing an impression of with those ones?

Pipmuk: "Chicken cross...? Lol! Nice one, Billy. Oh you're not Billy? Sorry, I'm just used to Billy making the wisecracks round here."

(As recommended to me on the Challenge forum by Pipmuk.)

[Lowebo]

Well, because it's my first mention it's my own answer lol!

Emii: To get to the boarding school!

Pipmuk: To hug Dickon!

Challenge Forums:

thecrystaldaze: To Meet Richard O'Brien!

ultimatesurvivor: cuz i fink dat its wot it wud wnt 2 do cuz its soooo cleva innit.

[HStorm]

The crystal daze: "it was taking a hand-delivered petition of 7 people to the controllers at Challenge to put noel's house party on five nights a week."

[zzt]

ZZT: To escape the haunting that was chasing it. Hey, if I saw a floating skull, I'd run too!

[Lowebo]

The crystal daze: "it was taking a hand-delivered petition of 7 people to the controllers at Challenge to put noel's house party on five nights a week."

And got run over by me in an 18-Wheeler. Shame.