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The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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    Drassil
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    Ten steps to infallible latin by Hordriss (back me up here Drassil!)

    Ego sum inferior: Why Hordriss has a better grasp of Latin syntax and vocabulary than I do, on every occasion by Brother Mace

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    • SkarkillS
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      Skarkill
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      Repetitive situations and how to avoid them by the keeper of the key to those stocks.

      Who? ME?

      Why would I want to avoid Repetive Locking inocent (and some not so inocent) people in the Stocks?

      Its Such a **LOVELY ** experience.

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        Fair enough... Hordriss, you win again

        The connosiers guide to Estruscan Brandy by Brother Mace

        Why Changing one letter of your name from famous Arthurian Characters isn't going to fool anyone by Mogdred and Morghanna

        Why Malory doesn't turn in his grave when he sees how I've changed since the 4th century by Merlin

        How to gently repel unwanted advances by Gwendoline

        The importance of knowing the answer to questions before you ask them by Mellisaundre and the Brollachan

        How green was my fireball: A guide to why changing the colour of magic makes it so much more exciting by Grimaldine

        Sparkling Conversation gambits by the Gatekeeper

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          Number of times the main site has been working properly lately By me (yes I am getting a bit frustrated)

          how to stand up for yourselves By the Assassins

          Horse tips, looking after your horse By Sir Hugh de Witless

          My greatest rescues By Sir Hugh de Witless

          Party games by Mellisandra

          Quiet meditation By Barry

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          • HStormH
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            HStorm
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            I think all of those ones have been done already I'm afraid, Moana.    This is one of the reasons why I think the thread should be allowed to die, it's pretty well exhausted.

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              Have they? I didn't think that this one had been done:

              Number of times the main site has been working properly lately By me (yes I am getting a bit frustrated)

              Or has it? Anyway do you think that this topic should be locked? I think so but that's what I think!

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                HStorm
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                No I'm not saying it should be locked... people will be able to think up new ones every once in a while, but I just think we should let it drift for the time being rather than trying to force it to keep going, which is what a lot of the recent entries have felt like.

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                  HStorm
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                  How To Recognise And Convincingly Disguise Yourself As A Great Historical Warrior, by Sylvester Hands.

                  A Guide To Loading Your Crossbow With The Correct Ammo, by Velda.

                  The Sanctity Of Pure Magic, by Lord Fear.

                  British And Proud Of It, A Collabaorative Autobiography, by Snowwiewolf and zzt.

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                    "Things I Haven't Said In Quotes" by Skarkill

                    Mastering the Art of Calmness by Gideon

                    Why The Life Force Skull Really Isn't That Scary by zzt

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                      *How to live without "dangerous friends" * by me

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                        Thanatos
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                        Yes, My Rope Really Is Magical by Sylvester Hands

                        Killing Goliath: My Heroic Exploits With My Catapault by Sylvester Hands

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                        • SkarkillS
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                          Skarkill
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                          "Things I Haven't Said In Quotes" by Skarkill

                          I don't get this joke.

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                            zzt
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                            Sorry, Skarkill... I would search for posts, and often times I'd see posts by you with everything being said in quotes. shrug Guess that one's not really true, then.

                            How to Cook Your Very Own Life Force Pie by Tim Child

                            Why I Surrendered After Season 8by Lord Fear

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                              Lord Fear didn't surrender, he's still at war with the Powers that Be in the Knightmare Roleplay Forum.

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                                zzt
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                                Exactly why it's a thin book! 😛

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                                  MoanaLiza
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                                  Lord Fear didn't surrender, he's still at war with the Powers that Be in the Knightmare Roleplay Forum.

                                  sighs he still ain't gotit!

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                                    HStorm
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                                    Please LF, try and understand it! I don't want to keep explaining it to you, not after four months... pleeeeeeeeeeeaaasse!!

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                                      A guide to frequent posting by me, sorry guys, have been reading them really

                                      The Alexander technique: A guide to clear, calm self-expression and fully comprehensible projection by Heggaty and Ah Wok

                                      Why I just love Lord Fear by Greystagg

                                      Why we just love Lord-Fear by the Talkknightmare community (Purely here for the parallelism, not raking it up!)

                                      A few based on 'Surrounds' characters:

                                      Why I've never borrowed any phrases from a certain TV show by Tom Troughton

                                      Why I've never borrowed any swordfighting sequences from a certain film trilogy by Lord Fear

                                      The Pegathor Cookbook, ten easy recipes by Ursula

                                      Five steps to a direct and concise writing style by Skiprazor (Don't get me wrong, I like it!)

                                      Why ordinary, human characters are so much fun to play By me (Hordriss/Visage/Zeriphel)

                                      Ridolpho: The worst character ever by Dimension Girl

                                      And, just because the characters established here will be feeling left out....

                                      Why surreal one-liners are just so passé by Semtex Jack

                                      Child care for the concerned adult by Skarkill

                                      Why we've never borrowed any castles from popular spoofs on Arthurian legend that in any case bear a disturbing resemblance to the rather more farcical scenes in our favourite show by Semtex Jack, Mellisandranoff and all of the revellers.

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                                        Skarkill
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                                        Why I've never borrowed any phrases from a certain TV show by Tom Troughton

                                        I'm sure I have no Idear what you are talking about.

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                                          *How To Disguise Yourself Successfully * - Hordriss

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