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    FrightKnight
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    Why I never win stare-out competitions by Lord Fear

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      How not to irritate Lord Fear whilst he's communicating with his minions By the Frightnights

      Art of communication by the s4 boatman

      Vegetarian food guide By Grimwold

      My life as a vegetarian By Grimwold

      My World Wide Web guide and the rest of the internet By Ariadne

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        Thanatos
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        The History of Branston by Pickle

        Robin Williams: the Greatest Genie of them All by Majida

        Life at the Round Table by Sir Hugh de Witless

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          FrightKnight
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          Wonderful Boat Trip Anecdotes by the Boatman from series 4 and 5.

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            Drassil
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            Why I'm never going to appear on television ever again by Treguard (published January 1995)

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              Why I Am going to appear on Television again By Majida (okay,okay I just made that to annoy HStorm)

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                Actually, if you take a peep at imdb.com and see the careers of the actors in KM, you would be rather surprised at Majilda! Hell, I was!

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                  Really?

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                    Visage
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                    Oh it's not that bad....

                    After all, its fairly standard nowadays for an actor/actress to do at least one scene like...

                    Moving on....

                    Our romantic fireside Chats by the Grimwolds

                    Controlling your romantic impulses towards dangerous women by Motley

                    Controlling your romantic impulses towards overgrown schoolgirls in nighties by Motley

                    Controlling your urge to do silly dances on national television by Motley

                    Controlling the Urge to make lots of jokes about jesters who've done you no harm by Visage

                    They're just books you know by Callimpsest of the KMBS (I mean, necrophilia?)

                    Planning your happy Home by Merlin, Chapter one: How having a huge hole in your floor tends to deter visitors

                    Ten steps to infallible latin by Hordriss (back me up here Drassil!)

                    Mastery of Card Tricks by Brother Mace

                    Repetitive catch-phrases and how to avoid them by Sylvester Hands

                    Repetitive situations and how to avoid them by the keeper of the key to those stocks.

                    Red mage of my dreams a torrid Mills and Boon book by Marta

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                      Drassil
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                      Ten steps to infallible latin by Hordriss (back me up here Drassil!)

                      Ego sum inferior: Why Hordriss has a better grasp of Latin syntax and vocabulary than I do, on every occasion by Brother Mace

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                        Repetitive situations and how to avoid them by the keeper of the key to those stocks.

                        Who? ME?

                        Why would I want to avoid Repetive Locking inocent (and some not so inocent) people in the Stocks?

                        Its Such a **LOVELY ** experience.

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                          Fair enough... Hordriss, you win again

                          The connosiers guide to Estruscan Brandy by Brother Mace

                          Why Changing one letter of your name from famous Arthurian Characters isn't going to fool anyone by Mogdred and Morghanna

                          Why Malory doesn't turn in his grave when he sees how I've changed since the 4th century by Merlin

                          How to gently repel unwanted advances by Gwendoline

                          The importance of knowing the answer to questions before you ask them by Mellisaundre and the Brollachan

                          How green was my fireball: A guide to why changing the colour of magic makes it so much more exciting by Grimaldine

                          Sparkling Conversation gambits by the Gatekeeper

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                            MoanaLiza
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                            Number of times the main site has been working properly lately By me (yes I am getting a bit frustrated)

                            how to stand up for yourselves By the Assassins

                            Horse tips, looking after your horse By Sir Hugh de Witless

                            My greatest rescues By Sir Hugh de Witless

                            Party games by Mellisandra

                            Quiet meditation By Barry

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                              I think all of those ones have been done already I'm afraid, Moana.    This is one of the reasons why I think the thread should be allowed to die, it's pretty well exhausted.

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                                Have they? I didn't think that this one had been done:

                                Number of times the main site has been working properly lately By me (yes I am getting a bit frustrated)

                                Or has it? Anyway do you think that this topic should be locked? I think so but that's what I think!

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                                  HStorm
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                                  No I'm not saying it should be locked... people will be able to think up new ones every once in a while, but I just think we should let it drift for the time being rather than trying to force it to keep going, which is what a lot of the recent entries have felt like.

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                                    How To Recognise And Convincingly Disguise Yourself As A Great Historical Warrior, by Sylvester Hands.

                                    A Guide To Loading Your Crossbow With The Correct Ammo, by Velda.

                                    The Sanctity Of Pure Magic, by Lord Fear.

                                    British And Proud Of It, A Collabaorative Autobiography, by Snowwiewolf and zzt.

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                                      "Things I Haven't Said In Quotes" by Skarkill

                                      Mastering the Art of Calmness by Gideon

                                      Why The Life Force Skull Really Isn't That Scary by zzt

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                                        *How to live without "dangerous friends" * by me

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                                          Thanatos
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                                          Yes, My Rope Really Is Magical by Sylvester Hands

                                          Killing Goliath: My Heroic Exploits With My Catapault by Sylvester Hands

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