They would never say...
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Curious to find out what Treguard does before the next phase is completed, a nominated dungeoneer and his advisors go to Knightmare Castle to investigate. With Treguard and Pickle nowhere to be seen they check the outer grounds, and there is Treguard sat on a deck chair with Pickle still flying his Kite. Treguard is wearing sandles, a cap, a pair of shorts and a shirt on, he looks up to see his challengers...
One of the advisors looks at him reproachfully and says, "What on earth are you doing Treguard?"
"Nothing kid, just... enjoying the sunshine and having a lager or two..."
Hehehehehe!
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[Brother Mace walks up to Sylvester Hands.]
My good man, you smell. Rather severely. But a solution presents itself.
[He hands Hands a can of deodorant. Hands isn't sure how it works.]
It's intended to freshen you up somewhat. Spray awhile.[Sniffs and grimaces.] Spray forever.
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I feel partially responsible for gelling the two...
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"What on earth are you doing Treguard?"
"Nothing kid, just... enjoying the sunshine and having a lager or two..."
Hehehehehe!
So what do we all think the various characters preferred tipple is?
Treguard : Tetley's Cask Bitter
Pickle : Something soft. Orange Juice probably
Majida : White wine for the lady
Lord Fear : Only the finest port
Skarkill : Jack Daniels (Double)
Lissard : Vodka and coke
Hordriss : Water
Mogdred : Guiness
Motley : Stella Artois
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Nah, the beard suggests he'd be at home in a pub with an open fire, a pipe, and a nice pint of Bitter.
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[Several KM characters, including Brother Mace, Aesandre, Hands, Pickle and Gretel, sit in a semi-circle in Brangwen She's Clueroom, facing the wall monster. Brother Mace stands up.]
Mace: Greetings, my name is Brother Mace. And... and...
Brangwen: Answer, name it now!
Mace: ...I'm an alcoholic.
[The others in the semi-circle applaud.]
Brangwen: Well done. The first step, is acceptance. Acceeeeeptaaaannnce...
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('Viscount? But I am a prince!'... yes, I remember it! I think it's a parody itself, of a Bardot or Garbo movie.)
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Tregaud bribbing Lord Fear to quickly kill off a team, because they were getting very annoying.
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