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They would never say...

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    Fidjit
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    Curious to find out what Treguard does before the next phase is completed, a nominated dungeoneer and his advisors go to Knightmare Castle to investigate. With Treguard and Pickle nowhere to be seen they check the outer grounds, and there is Treguard sat on a deck chair with Pickle still flying his Kite. Treguard is wearing sandles, a cap, a pair of shorts and a shirt on, he looks up to see his challengers...

    One of the advisors looks at him reproachfully and says, "What on earth are you doing Treguard?"

    "Nothing kid, just... enjoying the sunshine and having a lager or two..."

    Hehehehehe!

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      Drassil
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      [Brother Mace walks up to Sylvester Hands.]

      My good man, you smell. Rather severely. But a solution presents itself.

      [He hands Hands a can of deodorant. Hands isn't sure how it works.]

      It's intended to freshen you up somewhat. Spray awhile.[Sniffs and grimaces.] Spray forever.

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        Emii
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        I thought this thread was supposed to be what they would never SAY. There is a thread somewhere for stuff they'd never DO. LOL.

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          FrightKnight
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          I feel partially responsible for gelling the two...

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            SemtexJack
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            "What on earth are you doing Treguard?"

            "Nothing kid, just... enjoying the sunshine and having a lager or two..."

            Hehehehehe!

            So what do we all think the various characters preferred tipple is?

            Treguard : Tetley's Cask Bitter

            Pickle : Something soft. Orange Juice probably

            Majida : White wine for the lady

            Lord Fear : Only the finest port

            Skarkill : Jack Daniels (Double)

            Lissard : Vodka and coke

            Hordriss : Water

            Mogdred : Guiness

            Motley : Stella Artois

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              Fidjit
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              I thought Treguards would of been brandy...

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                SemtexJack
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                Nah, the beard suggests he'd be at home in a pub with an open fire, a pipe, and a nice pint of Bitter.

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                  Fidjit
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                  I suggest we should start a new topic involving this kind of subject!

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                    MoanaLiza
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                    I thought Treguards would of been brandy...

                    Nope that would be more like Brother mace's favourite! Anyway moving back onto the topic...

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                      Drassil
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                      [Several KM characters, including Brother Mace, Aesandre, Hands, Pickle and Gretel, sit in a semi-circle in Brangwen She's Clueroom, facing the wall monster. Brother Mace stands up.]

                      Mace: Greetings, my name is Brother Mace. And... and...

                      Brangwen: Answer, name it now!

                      Mace: ...I'm an alcoholic.

                      [The others in the semi-circle applaud.]

                      Brangwen: Well done. The first step, is acceptance. Acceeeeeptaaaannnce...

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                        Fidjit
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                        Brangwen: Answer, name it now!

                        Urm, I think she did say that, once...

                        Brollochan: I hunger for a dictionary!

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                          MPK
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                          Brollachan: "I hunger......for some Ready Brek! I'm so cold I have turned blue. My natural colour is orange, but I've been in this place for song long, people just forget about me! No, please, dont go... dont leave me here!"

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                            MoanaLiza
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                            Queen Greystagg: I Vont to be alone. Just me and my Viscount. (who remembers the commercial?)

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                              Drassil
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                              ('Viscount? But I am a prince!'... yes, I remember it! I think it's a parody itself, of a Bardot or Garbo movie.)

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                                Snowcat
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                                Our Dear old Treg' returning to his inner child:-

                                SPELLCASTING:- B-Y-E-B-Y-E

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                                  LordSmear
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                                  Treguard - 'Pickle are you retarded??'

                                  Treguard - 'you are the thickest set of idiots ive EVER seen, get out of my sight!'

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                                    Boardriss
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                                    Treguard - Right fear, sod the magic. Outside, now!

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                                      TheBrollachan
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                                      Tregaud bribbing Lord Fear to quickly kill off a team, because they were getting very annoying.

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                                        Lord Fear: You all can have a year long vacation.

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                                          Lord Fear; "I love it when you talk dirty to me, Hands!"

                                          Treguard; "Oh for heavens sake, the scroll means take the dagger AND the gold! Why do I bother..."

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