They would never say...

[Drassil]

[Brother Mace walks up to Sylvester Hands.]

My good man, you smell. Rather severely. But a solution presents itself.

[He hands Hands a can of deodorant. Hands isn't sure how it works.]

It's intended to freshen you up somewhat. Spray awhile.[Sniffs and grimaces.] Spray forever.

[Emii]

I thought this thread was supposed to be what they would never SAY. There is a thread somewhere for stuff they'd never DO. LOL.

[FrightKnight]

I feel partially responsible for gelling the two...

[SemtexJack]

"What on earth are you doing Treguard?"

"Nothing kid, just... enjoying the sunshine and having a lager or two..."

Hehehehehe!

So what do we all think the various characters preferred tipple is?

Treguard : Tetley's Cask Bitter

Pickle : Something soft. Orange Juice probably

Majida : White wine for the lady

Lord Fear : Only the finest port

Skarkill : Jack Daniels (Double)

Lissard : Vodka and coke

Hordriss : Water

Mogdred : Guiness

Motley : Stella Artois

[Fidjit]

I thought Treguards would of been brandy...

[SemtexJack]

Nah, the beard suggests he'd be at home in a pub with an open fire, a pipe, and a nice pint of Bitter.

[Fidjit]

I suggest we should start a new topic involving this kind of subject!

[MoanaLiza]

I thought Treguards would of been brandy...

Nope that would be more like Brother mace's favourite! Anyway moving back onto the topic...

[Drassil]

[Several KM characters, including Brother Mace, Aesandre, Hands, Pickle and Gretel, sit in a semi-circle in Brangwen She's Clueroom, facing the wall monster. Brother Mace stands up.]

Mace: Greetings, my name is Brother Mace. And... and...

Brangwen: Answer, name it now!

Mace: ...I'm an alcoholic.

[The others in the semi-circle applaud.]

Brangwen: Well done. The first step, is acceptance. Acceeeeeptaaaannnce...

[Fidjit]

Brangwen: Answer, name it now!

Urm, I think she did say that, once...

Brollochan: I hunger for a dictionary!

[MPK]

Brollachan: "I hunger......for some Ready Brek! I'm so cold I have turned blue. My natural colour is orange, but I've been in this place for song long, people just forget about me! No, please, dont go... dont leave me here!"

[MoanaLiza]

Queen Greystagg: I Vont to be alone. Just me and my Viscount. (who remembers the commercial?)

[Drassil]

('Viscount? But I am a prince!'... yes, I remember it! I think it's a parody itself, of a Bardot or Garbo movie.)

[Snowcat]

Our Dear old Treg' returning to his inner child:-

SPELLCASTING:- B-Y-E-B-Y-E

[LordSmear]

Treguard - 'Pickle are you retarded??'

Treguard - 'you are the thickest set of idiots ive EVER seen, get out of my sight!'

[Boardriss]

Treguard - Right fear, sod the magic. Outside, now!

[TheBrollachan]

Tregaud bribbing Lord Fear to quickly kill off a team, because they were getting very annoying.

[LordF]

Lord Fear: You all can have a year long vacation.

[MPK]

Lord Fear; "I love it when you talk dirty to me, Hands!"

Treguard; "Oh for heavens sake, the scroll means take the dagger AND the gold! Why do I bother..."

[MoanaLiza]

Nitpicking now by any chance are we?