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    FrightKnight
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    I feel partially responsible for gelling the two...

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      SemtexJack
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      "What on earth are you doing Treguard?"

      "Nothing kid, just... enjoying the sunshine and having a lager or two..."

      Hehehehehe!

      So what do we all think the various characters preferred tipple is?

      Treguard : Tetley's Cask Bitter

      Pickle : Something soft. Orange Juice probably

      Majida : White wine for the lady

      Lord Fear : Only the finest port

      Skarkill : Jack Daniels (Double)

      Lissard : Vodka and coke

      Hordriss : Water

      Mogdred : Guiness

      Motley : Stella Artois

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        Fidjit
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        I thought Treguards would of been brandy...

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          SemtexJack
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          Nah, the beard suggests he'd be at home in a pub with an open fire, a pipe, and a nice pint of Bitter.

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            Fidjit
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            I suggest we should start a new topic involving this kind of subject!

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              MoanaLiza
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              I thought Treguards would of been brandy...

              Nope that would be more like Brother mace's favourite! Anyway moving back onto the topic...

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                Drassil
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                [Several KM characters, including Brother Mace, Aesandre, Hands, Pickle and Gretel, sit in a semi-circle in Brangwen She's Clueroom, facing the wall monster. Brother Mace stands up.]

                Mace: Greetings, my name is Brother Mace. And... and...

                Brangwen: Answer, name it now!

                Mace: ...I'm an alcoholic.

                [The others in the semi-circle applaud.]

                Brangwen: Well done. The first step, is acceptance. Acceeeeeptaaaannnce...

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                  Fidjit
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                  Brangwen: Answer, name it now!

                  Urm, I think she did say that, once...

                  Brollochan: I hunger for a dictionary!

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                    MPK
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                    Brollachan: "I hunger......for some Ready Brek! I'm so cold I have turned blue. My natural colour is orange, but I've been in this place for song long, people just forget about me! No, please, dont go... dont leave me here!"

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                      MoanaLiza
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                      Queen Greystagg: I Vont to be alone. Just me and my Viscount. (who remembers the commercial?)

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                        Drassil
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                        ('Viscount? But I am a prince!'... yes, I remember it! I think it's a parody itself, of a Bardot or Garbo movie.)

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                          Snowcat
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                          Our Dear old Treg' returning to his inner child:-

                          SPELLCASTING:- B-Y-E-B-Y-E

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                            LordSmear
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                            Treguard - 'Pickle are you retarded??'

                            Treguard - 'you are the thickest set of idiots ive EVER seen, get out of my sight!'

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                              Boardriss
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                              Treguard - Right fear, sod the magic. Outside, now!

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                                TheBrollachan
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                                Tregaud bribbing Lord Fear to quickly kill off a team, because they were getting very annoying.

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                                  LordF
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                                  Lord Fear: You all can have a year long vacation.

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                                    MPK
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                                    Lord Fear; "I love it when you talk dirty to me, Hands!"

                                    Treguard; "Oh for heavens sake, the scroll means take the dagger AND the gold! Why do I bother..."

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                                      MoanaLiza
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                                      Nitpicking now by any chance are we?

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                                        MPK
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                                        Hands; "Nits! I aint got nits......but I ave got Fleas!"

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                                          zzt
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                                          Treguard: Do a barrel roll!

                                          (Bonus points to anyone who gets the reference.)

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