Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
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Me: The chicken did not cross the road, that is the fatal flaw in the human mind. The road, in fact, crossed the chicken.
Colonel Sanders (KFC): Did I miss one?
Martin Luther King: The chicken crossed the road to reach the promised land, and express his independance. Let us join hands today, and follow that chicken!
Treguard: All roads lead to rome, they say, and the chicken certianly took that one to level 3.
Also me: What historical evidence suggests the chicken actually did cross the road?
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Moana Liza: The chicken crossed the road because I told the chicken that I would open my jar of honey if it didn't cross the road.
Brollachan: The chicken was in search of the Holy Grail, and crossed the road because if it crossed the bridge it would have to answer 3 questions.
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Colonel Sanders (KFC): Did I miss one?
Martin Luther King: The chicken crossed the road to reach the promised land, and express his independance. Let us join hands today, and follow that chicken!
Looks like you pinched them from the link I gave on the backup forum.
Superspurs: Because I did yet another poll sigh
Moana Liza: To have right go at those ntl peeps
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You asked for it!!!!
Naitch: " Let's see now.
Yes, this is a good question.
I've thought about it.
And I have discussed the motivations with the chicken.
I have come to a conclusion.
This is what I think.
I believe the chicken crossed the road to go to the computer shop.
Because it was a kind and helpful chicken.
And it wanted to buy me a new keyboard after I wore out the RETURN key on my old one."
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