You know you've watched too much knightmare when...

KFan

When you go into a shop, ask the shop assistant what size bottles of drink they sell, and thinking that the assistant says 'Elita' instead of 'A Litre'

Drassil

I was recently trying to type the name 'Eddie Izzard', and had to keep retyping it because I kept on putting 'Lissard' by mistake!

Need I say which of them I find to be the better comedian?

Golgarach

When you deter someone from eating by bellowing out (a la Cedric) "LEAVE THAT GRUB ALONE!"

Or, blocking someone's way and shouting out "Intruder alert, level 1. The password now or you perish" (A la Gumboil)

FrightKnight

Or, indeed, hiding behind a thin curtain until someone comes, whereby you slowly move forward, the imprint of your face shown on the curtain, and roar out in a deep voice: "PASSWORD" like a blocker.

MoanaLiza

I was recently trying to type the name 'Eddie Izzard', and had to keep retyping it because I kept on putting 'Lissard' by mistake!

Need I say which of them I find to be the better comedian?

Now if you ssssay the crossssss dressssssing one then that would be difficult to guesssss. I take it you meant the green looking one and not the one who wearssss lipsssstick and heelsssss.

Raven

You write down whatever anyone says to you on a clipboard.

HStorm

You refuse to wear that baseball cap your mum got you for Christmas becuase it doesn't have horns.

You look in the bathroom mirror and say, "Show the first brave, stupid fool."

LordF

You think your firends are infact your minions and you insult them for when they do something stupid or incorrectly.

MoanaLiza

You start writing a k infront of all words that start with an n

LordF

You handcuff kids unless they bribe you or give you some honey.

Tom41

When you start putting any item of food you can find into your bag, and expect it to relieve your hunger!

When you start sidestepping left and right to get past obstacles, without changing the direction you're looking in.

You refuse to look through a magnifying glass for more than a few seconds in case you get fireballed.

When going through a tunnel, you always keep on walking straight without stopping for anything until you're safely out the other end.

When you won't let someone have any food until you've asked them three riddles.

MoanaLiza

When you're in the middle of watching Knightmare, if someone comes is about to come into the room you're in, you say "enter stranger".

darkDescender

The sad thing is, I actually do all of the following.

You refer to children as 'Dirty little kidsies'

You keep a photo of Lord Fear in your wallet. (I do, I really do!)

You work Knightmare quotes into everyday conversations.

You have your hair done like one of the characters.

And finaly, the number 1 way to know you've watched too much knightmare is...

When you make a list of ways to know you've watched too much knightmare.

MoanaLiza

You wear a dress, skull cap and very light foundation and powder like Mogdred

You adopt a white wig with red streaks

you buy long false black fake fingernails

you buy some fake tan and eyeliner

you develop a taste for Eutruscan brandy

You cork every bottle you come across

After a sight test, when the say you're short sighted in one eye, you opt for an eye patch. You then pinch a pair of handcuffs from one of those bobby's walking in the town centre.

You try to move through walls and start asking to be fed.

You think going by boat is the best way to travel

You think going by mini-skip is even better, only because it resembles a minecart.

You start falling through trapdoors when attempting to give out information.

keke

When you keep side-stepping left and pretending to fall to your doom. (i honestly can't stop doing that. People stare at me weird)

You always run down your hallway imagining spears and floating skulls.

When you would actually like to fall down the hole on any causeway type obstacle.

MoanaLiza

At nighttime before falling asleep you say "Phase shift approaching".

TheBrollachan

I tend to sign off MSN in the evening saying "Temporal disruption approaching".

FrightKnight

You pose a riddle to a stranger in a dream. I mean, for goodness sake, this happened to me!

The riddle was "What is the longest water passageway in the United Kingdom?" Upon hearing the answer "River Severn" I proudly claimed "Truth accepted!"

I'll never sleep again!

darkDescender

You own a copy of Worms 3D and name your worms after KM characters.

You give your worms KM names simply to laugh as you see Lord Fear point a shotgun at Treguard and exclaim "The deal is simple: I shoot, you die."

You fantasize about the characters doing things they shouldn't.

DragonRider

You make a great effort to produce a series of drawings which display all the characters from all eight series.

Knightmare series 4 picture coming soon!