You know you've watched too much knightmare when...
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Did you hear the Series 4 Crazed Heifer background music? When I was there in May, it was playing in one of the exhibition rooms.
I must have missed that, might have been as I was on one of those spinning disc tours with headphones on. I wonder which exhibition room?
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'spinning disc tour' - the Tower has a Corridor Of Blades?
I can visualise the room, but can't remember where in the Tower it was. I've checked a few websites and virtual tours, but they haven't helped. It may have been the Beauchamp Tower. I'll visit again one day and check.
I was with an American friend at the time I heard the music, and was enthusiastic enough to try and explain to him in about 30 seconds what Knightmare, the RPG and the Crazed Heifer are. But I still maintain that I've watched too little Knightmare!
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upon seeing someone who is especialy attractive you exclaim "Lovely!"
Upon seeing someone who is especialy unnattractive you mutter "Unlovely..."
Upon seeing someone who has obviously drawn all the short straws in the gene department you murmur "Ooooh, nasty."
While drinking tea you repeatedly mutter "Ooooh, nice tea"
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Yes. That is generally acknowledged as one of mine.
Pickle [bringing Treguard a cuppa and a Custard Cream during a quest]: 'A new blend of tea for you, Master: PG Tips.'
Treguard: 'Hmm, it's advertised by chimpanzees; I wonder if that's a reflection on the taste? Let's see if it's the 'cuppa that heals', 'ey, Pickle?
[Sips the tea at the same moment as the Dungeoneer falls to his doom.] Oooooh, nice tea!'
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to defrost something, you spellcast PICKMEUP
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My brother's been away for a while, and returning, he's brought a few...problems with him. I won't bore you with details, but I have found a solution to these...problems. The point is, for some strange, unknown reason, while I was putting my plan into action this morning I kept sniggering to myself and hissing, "The plotnesss...the inconcievable deviousssnesss..." Can't think why...
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When you shell out 40 quid for a copy of FABLE just to hear Hugo Myatt's voice...
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When you go around talking like Hordris.
Hey! Clifford Norgate made a good living out of doing that.
When you find yourself putting an After Eight wrapper on the end of your finger, to create a Dunswater Boatman finger puppet.
When you see a well and actually climb into it.
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When you are going up the escalator, and your freind is infront of you and you say:
"Danger Insert Freind Here YOu Have Netered The Chamber Of Blades"
Whilst they are confused Unless KM fan of ocurse...
Make saw sounds and insist they dodge over each side of th escalator to avoid blades
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