You know you've watched too much knightmare when...

MoanaLiza

While drinking tea you repeatedly mutter "Ooooh, nice tea"

Oi, prepare to be Drassilled!

Drassil

Yes. That is generally acknowledged as one of mine.

Pickle [bringing Treguard a cuppa and a Custard Cream during a quest]: 'A new blend of tea for you, Master: PG Tips.'

Treguard: 'Hmm, it's advertised by chimpanzees; I wonder if that's a reflection on the taste? Let's see if it's the 'cuppa that heals', 'ey, Pickle?

[Sips the tea at the same moment as the Dungeoneer falls to his doom.] Oooooh, nice tea!'

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'Re:You know you've watched too much KMVR Pilot when...'

...Your friends are going out and you have a power cut as they are leaving, you say to them as they go 'Until you return, i'll be waiting ... in the DARK'

LordDread

When you won't move unless one of your "advisors" tells you too, though you've always been paranoid about being told to "sidestep left."

HarveyTowers

to defrost something, you spellcast PICKMEUP

darkDescender

My brother's been away for a while, and returning, he's brought a few...problems with him. I won't bore you with details, but I have found a solution to these...problems. The point is, for some strange, unknown reason, while I was putting my plan into action this morning I kept sniggering to myself and hissing, "The plotnesss...the inconcievable deviousssnesss..." Can't think why...

darkDescender

When you shell out 40 quid for a copy of FABLE just to hear Hugo Myatt's voice...

Wolfshead

When you find yourself quoting Brother Mace's latin

e.g. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that was a very funny iocus

Fidjit

You keep three items and food on the dining room table

Wolfshead

When you go around talking like Hordris.

Drassil

When you go around talking like Hordris.

Hey! Clifford Norgate made a good living out of doing that.

When you find yourself putting an After Eight wrapper on the end of your finger, to create a Dunswater Boatman finger puppet.

When you see a well and actually climb into it.

Wolfshead

When you can't take anything off a table without expecting a face to appear on the wall and ask you either three riddles or to feed it with knowledge.

MoanaLiza

When you see a couple of sets of circular saw blades in the clearance section of your local Index store and you think about buying them. Yes I've been there but didn't get round to purchasing them .

Wolfshead

When you can't go down in a lift without imagining the sound of the dscender or using voice commands.

Wolfshead

When you can't go down the stairs without think you've descended into the next level.

TuragaNuju

When you are going up the escalator, and your freind is infront of you and you say:

"Danger Insert Freind Here YOu Have Netered The Chamber Of Blades"

Whilst they are confused Unless KM fan of ocurse...

Make saw sounds and insist they dodge over each side of th escalator to avoid blades

djoska

...when you see a large spider, you think it's ariadne and make sure it doesn't see you, rather than giving it a mighty good splat with your fist!

darkDescender

When you gatecrash He-Man conventions and walk around, loudly saying "Lord Fear could kick Skeletor's arse anyday"

37Herbie

When you put your mobile phone inside a shell so you can tell everyone about your new ShellPhone

JamesA

This actually happened to me last week....

I came across a narrow cycle path stuck inbetween two pavements, and thinking I was a contestant on Knightmare, jumped over the cycle path worried that I would otherwise fall to certain doom with Treguard's "Oooh, Nasty!" ringing in my head.