You know you've watched too much knightmare when...
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to defrost something, you spellcast PICKMEUP
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My brother's been away for a while, and returning, he's brought a few...problems with him. I won't bore you with details, but I have found a solution to these...problems. The point is, for some strange, unknown reason, while I was putting my plan into action this morning I kept sniggering to myself and hissing, "The plotnesss...the inconcievable deviousssnesss..." Can't think why...
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When you shell out 40 quid for a copy of FABLE just to hear Hugo Myatt's voice...
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When you go around talking like Hordris.
Hey! Clifford Norgate made a good living out of doing that.
When you find yourself putting an After Eight wrapper on the end of your finger, to create a Dunswater Boatman finger puppet.
When you see a well and actually climb into it.
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When you are going up the escalator, and your freind is infront of you and you say:
"Danger Insert Freind Here YOu Have Netered The Chamber Of Blades"
Whilst they are confused Unless KM fan of ocurse...
Make saw sounds and insist they dodge over each side of th escalator to avoid blades
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When you gatecrash He-Man conventions and walk around, loudly saying "Lord Fear could kick Skeletor's arse anyday"
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This actually happened to me last week....
I came across a narrow cycle path stuck inbetween two pavements, and thinking I was a contestant on Knightmare, jumped over the cycle path worried that I would otherwise fall to certain doom with Treguard's "Oooh, Nasty!" ringing in my head.
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You know you watched too much Knightmare when...
You go on a flat escalator/moving walkpath in an airport...thinking it was "The corridor of Blades".
Worry that a homeless person you pass by might be Sylvester Hand who might jump at with his magic rope.
and I'm suprized no-one though of this...
cosplay as a dungeoner (or one of the characters of Knightmare)
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cosplay as a dungeoner (or one of the characters of Knightmare)
Between 2001 and 2005, an annual project known as the Knightmare RPG allowed several volunteers to do just that... with the actual helmet and eyeshield props! Not a bad outcome of watching too much Knightmare. If you're curious, the Knightmare Infosite and Interactive Knightmare website have more information on some of the Knightmare RPG Seasons.
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cosplay as a dungeoner (or one of the characters of Knightmare)
Between 2001 and 2005, an annual project known as the Knightmare RPG allowed several volunteers to do just that... with the actual helmet and eyeshield props! Not a bad outcome of watching too much Knightmare. If you're curious, the Knightmare Infosite and Interactive Knightmare website have more information on some of the Knightmare RPG Seasons.
Really. O,O Coolness. ^o^
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