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    Drassil
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    For a quicksandy bath

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      Thanatos
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      Or you'll find yourself stuck in the slurry.

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        dontyoulikemypie
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        Whilst Motley was in the Crazed Heifer

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          Drassil
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          Those listening wished they were deafer

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            sodoto
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            He'd got a tiny bit drunk

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              Fishsta
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              Six pints he had sunk,

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                Drassil
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                Whilst Motley was in the Crazed Heifer

                Those listening wished they were deafer

                He'd got a bit drunk

                Six pints he had sunk

                The jokes he cracked were the worst ever!

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                  HarveyTowers
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                  In memory of KM VR:

                  That intrepid lad known as Arthur

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                    TuragaNuju
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                    Thought that his quest would go farther,

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                      Thanatos
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                      But in reading each letter

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                        Drassil
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                        Of the spell that made better

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                          Drassil
                          Senior staff
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                          That intrepid lad known as Arthur

                          Thought that his quest would go farther,

                          But in reading each letter

                          Of the spell that made better

                          The pick-me-up dropped things down rather.

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                            TuragaNuju
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                            lmao

                            Treguard Saw A Dungeoneer Called Nero

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                              Drassil
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                              And wondered if he'd be a hero.

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                                TuragaNuju
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                                He had the option to take a knife,

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                                  Mashibinbin
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                                  but instead ran for his life,

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                                    Thanatos
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                                    Whose Force fell from red down to zero.

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                                      dontyoulikemypie
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                                      It was time for their summer vacation,

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                                        keeds
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                                        And for most this was a pleasant situation

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                                          Snowcat
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                                          But when they made it to Cornwall..

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