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    dontyoulikemypie
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    Don't stray from the path

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      Drassil
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      For a quicksandy bath

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        Thanatos
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        Or you'll find yourself stuck in the slurry.

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          dontyoulikemypie
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          Whilst Motley was in the Crazed Heifer

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            Drassil
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            Those listening wished they were deafer

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              sodoto
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              He'd got a tiny bit drunk

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                Fishsta
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                Six pints he had sunk,

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                  Drassil
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                  Whilst Motley was in the Crazed Heifer

                  Those listening wished they were deafer

                  He'd got a bit drunk

                  Six pints he had sunk

                  The jokes he cracked were the worst ever!

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                    HarveyTowers
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                    In memory of KM VR:

                    That intrepid lad known as Arthur

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                      TuragaNuju
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                      Thought that his quest would go farther,

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                        Thanatos
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                        But in reading each letter

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                          Drassil
                          Senior staff
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                          Of the spell that made better

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                            Drassil
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                            That intrepid lad known as Arthur

                            Thought that his quest would go farther,

                            But in reading each letter

                            Of the spell that made better

                            The pick-me-up dropped things down rather.

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                              TuragaNuju
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                              lmao

                              Treguard Saw A Dungeoneer Called Nero

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                                Drassil
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                                And wondered if he'd be a hero.

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                                  TuragaNuju
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                                  He had the option to take a knife,

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                                    Mashibinbin
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                                    but instead ran for his life,

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                                      Thanatos
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                                      Whose Force fell from red down to zero.

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                                        dontyoulikemypie
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                                        It was time for their summer vacation,

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                                          keeds
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                                          And for most this was a pleasant situation

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