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    Drassil
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    Those listening wished they were deafer

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      sodoto
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      He'd got a tiny bit drunk

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        Six pints he had sunk,

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          Drassil
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          Whilst Motley was in the Crazed Heifer

          Those listening wished they were deafer

          He'd got a bit drunk

          Six pints he had sunk

          The jokes he cracked were the worst ever!

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            HarveyTowers
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            In memory of KM VR:

            That intrepid lad known as Arthur

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              TuragaNuju
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              Thought that his quest would go farther,

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                Thanatos
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                But in reading each letter

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                  Drassil
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                  Of the spell that made better

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                    Drassil
                    Senior staff
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                    That intrepid lad known as Arthur

                    Thought that his quest would go farther,

                    But in reading each letter

                    Of the spell that made better

                    The pick-me-up dropped things down rather.

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                      TuragaNuju
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                      lmao

                      Treguard Saw A Dungeoneer Called Nero

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                        Drassil
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                        And wondered if he'd be a hero.

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                          He had the option to take a knife,

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                            Mashibinbin
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                            but instead ran for his life,

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                              Thanatos
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                              Whose Force fell from red down to zero.

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                                It was time for their summer vacation,

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                                  And for most this was a pleasant situation

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                                    But when they made it to Cornwall..

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                                      They ran into Hornall

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                                        and got pulled over for a speeding citation....

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                                          dontyoulikemypie
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                                          Lol! Not very Knightmaresque that last one!!!

                                          As the dungeoneer's lifeforce was fading,

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