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    Drassil
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    Whilst Motley was in the Crazed Heifer

    Those listening wished they were deafer

    He'd got a bit drunk

    Six pints he had sunk

    The jokes he cracked were the worst ever!

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      In memory of KM VR:

      That intrepid lad known as Arthur

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        TuragaNuju
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        Thought that his quest would go farther,

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          Thanatos
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          But in reading each letter

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            Drassil
            Senior staff
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            Of the spell that made better

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              Drassil
              Senior staff
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              That intrepid lad known as Arthur

              Thought that his quest would go farther,

              But in reading each letter

              Of the spell that made better

              The pick-me-up dropped things down rather.

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                TuragaNuju
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                lmao

                Treguard Saw A Dungeoneer Called Nero

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                  Drassil
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                  And wondered if he'd be a hero.

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                    TuragaNuju
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                    He had the option to take a knife,

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                      Mashibinbin
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                      but instead ran for his life,

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                        Thanatos
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                        Whose Force fell from red down to zero.

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                          dontyoulikemypie
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                          It was time for their summer vacation,

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                            keeds
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                            And for most this was a pleasant situation

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                              But when they made it to Cornwall..

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                                TuragaNuju
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                                They ran into Hornall

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                                  Snowcat
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                                  and got pulled over for a speeding citation....

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                                    dontyoulikemypie
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                                    Lol! Not very Knightmaresque that last one!!!

                                    As the dungeoneer's lifeforce was fading,

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                                      TuragaNuju
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                                      Lord Fear felt like parade-ing

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                                        Billy
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                                        "Now, I don't like to gloat..."

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                                          HarveyTowers
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                                          "...Or to recite by rote..."

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