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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
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    The Noble Art Of Not Confusing One Gameshow With Another, by Richard O'Brien, with embarrassed foreword by HStorm. (You may have to think about that one.)

    A Good Time And Place For Angling, by Sly Hands.

    Keep It Clean! by Motley and Sly Hands.

    Rhetoric Of A Grand Orator, by The Dreaded Kaa.

    Procedural Streamlining, by Bumptious.

    Spell Like An Oxford Don, by team 7 season 2.

    Flawless Card Tricks, by Brother Mace.

    Better Anglo-Oriental Relations: My Battle For A Better World, by the guy who designed Ah Wok's outfit.

    Casper, I Miss You, by ANYONE.

    Wise To A Rip-Off, by Olaf.

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      Fidjit
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      Truth and Honesty in Trading, by Julius Scaramanger

      The Dulux Summer Paint Catalogue, by Aesandre

      Does anyone know that the Gargoyle is appearing in the Playboy magazine next month?

      Only joking BTW

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      • HStormH
        HStormH
        HStorm
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        My Swimwear Portfolio, by Mugg.

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          Fidjit
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          Murder in the Dark, by Gibbet...

          ("Who disturbs the sleep of Gibbet!")

          The wonders of WD-40, by The Automatum

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            Drassil
            Senior staff
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            Ad-libbing For Dummies by Grimaldine

            Good one.

            Three Steps To Success, by Scott from Team 9 of Series 3

            Changing Helmets, Changing Lives: Why, If It Ain't Broke, You Should Fix It Anyway, by Majida. Foreword by Lord C. Morris Fear

            Why My Endearing Speech Impediment Plus My Vibrant And Natural Hand Gestures, Not To Mention The Hilarious Alliterative Mistaken Identity Thing I Do Whenever I Meet A Dungeoneer, All Make For A Compelling Character Who Puts Julius Scaramonger To Shame And Leaves Each And Every Watcher Wanting More, by Honesty Bartram

            How To Be Subtle About Expressing A Low Opinion Of Honesty Bartram, by Drassil. Ghost-written by Bartram's daughter, Verity Seldam

            No, No, No: Why I Am Not Remotely Inspired By Margaret Thatcher In My Voice, In My Speeches To Daniel And Nathan, Or In My Nickname, by Maldame

            Neighing Me, Knowing Hugh: Conversations With My Rider, by Neddy

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            • HStormH
              HStormH
              HStorm
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              Identifying Suitable Targets For Interrogation, by Grimaldine.

              Policing With A Light Hand, by Gwendoline The Green Warden.

              Learn The Killer Instinct With That Venomous Giant Spider That Always Waits Politely On The Cavern Ledge For The Dungeoneer To Pass Before Continuing On Its Way.

              Traditionalism, by Lord Fear.

              Defense de Fumer, by the Level Three Wyrm who looks like Owen but clearly isn't.

              Sanity, by Tobias the Templar Knight.

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              • HStormH
                HStormH
                HStorm
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                The All-Singing-All-Dancing Gargoyle, by Mugg.

                Play Like A Grand Master, by the Bishop Of The Black Monastery.

                Command The Respect Of Your Superiors, by Sylvester Hands.

                Incorruptible, by Skarkill, with foreword by Gumboil The Steadfast.

                Get That Glamour Girl Look, by Alison Gross.

                Make-Up In Moderation, by Lillith.

                Each According To His Needs, by Lord Fear.

                We Shall Not Be Swayed, a collaboration by the Door Monsters.

                How To Beat Your Fists Against The Wall In Frustration When A Media Project Is Abandoned Without Breaking Fingers*, by HStorm.

                How To Avoid Turning Forum Posts Parodying Dungeon Characters Into Forum Posts Parodying Oneself, by HStorm.

                How To Avoid Circular Humour In Your Forum Posts, by HStorm.

                • Well all right, they're only bruised, but they still hurt...
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                • HStormH
                  HStormH
                  HStorm
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                  Under-Reaction, by Gibbet.

                  Chemistry For Boffins, by Rothberry the Apothecary.

                  World Class Pronunciation, by Gundrada.

                  The Sly Hands Book Of Advanced Mathematics.

                  I Was The Star Of My School's Debating Society, by the Catacombite.

                  The Art Of Being At Ease With Oneself, by Bhal-Shebah.

                  How To Greet A Knight Of The Realm, by Cedric The Mad Monk of Wrawsby, with illustrations by Elita the Cavern Elf.

                  So Light On My Feet, by Black McGrew.

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                    Velvet
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                    Quit Smoking in 7 Days by Owen

                    Improving the Harmony of a Multi-Elemental Society - complete with audio version by a skull-haunting

                    You Too Can Overcome Extreme Ticklishness by the automaton

                    Get Away from That Wall! 10 Tips For Effective Mingling at a Party by Golgarach

                    Awesome by Default by Sylvester Hands

                    How to Be an Incredible Lover by A. Cavernwight

                    Trends and Fashions Within the Funeral Industry 500 BC - 1000AD by Motley

                    Exquisite Vegetarian Cookery by Theodore D. Catacomb-Bite

                    Confessions of a Keystone by the lion's head laser-shooter

                    Wear that Apron with Pride! the Househusband's Handbook by Treguard of Dunshelm

                    Jenny the Sparrow's First Birthday by Hordriss the Confuser

                    Magnificent Holiday Destinations by D. Cavernwight

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                    • HStormH
                      HStormH
                      HStorm
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                      Quit Smoking in 7 Days by Owen

                      Get Away from That Wall! 10 Tips For Effective Mingling at a Party by Golgarach

                      Trends and Fashions Within the Funeral Industry 500 BC - 1000AD by Motley

                      Y'know, I started this thread five years ago next month, and I can't believe none of us thought of these ones till now!

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                      • HStormH
                        HStormH
                        HStorm
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                        Chin Up: Give Your Self-Esteem A Turbo-Boost, by Mugg The Gargoyle.

                        World Class Nourishment: A Nutritionist's View, by Gretel.

                        My Liberal Agenda, by Maldame.

                        And The Walls Came Tumbling Down! A collaborative novel by team 6 of season 1.

                        Why I'm Happy To Admit That I Really Did Write The Chrysalis, by HStorm.

                        The Art Of Asking Historically-Accurate Riddles, a collaborative thesis by the Wall Monsters of Knightmare Castle.

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                          darkDescender
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                          Grin and Pillage it, a musical by Olaf the Viking

                          Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb Room, by series1 team 4

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                            GranitasIsCute
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                            The Complete Handbook of Tools by Neil and Team

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                              PookaP
                              Pooka
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                              The Complete Barbecue Guide, by Oakley.

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                              • HStormH
                                HStormH
                                HStorm
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                                Show, Don't Tell, by Barry Thorn.

                                Journey Of A Thousand Miles, by Antony Hague (Team 11 Season 2).

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                                  Redthir
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                                  Political Correctness - Lord Fear.

                                  Differences between Archways and doors - A collaboration by Scott's team.

                                  There's never enough doors - Stuart.

                                  My time in heaven - Gideon.

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                                    Canadanne
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                                    Fifty Shades of Dark Grey, the erotic escapades of Hordriss the Seducer (in need of a new bestseller since the Harry Potter series finished). The saucy old sorcerer.

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                                    • shadow6162S
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                                      shadow6162
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                                      Always Beautiful - A Guide to Beauty by Mug the Gargoyle.

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                                      • HStormH
                                        HStormH
                                        HStorm
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                                        Happiness Is A Job That Is Your Hobby, by Verruca.

                                        Parody Dialogue Done The Fresh Way, by the team of YouTuber advisors.

                                        Jestering - A Job Description, by Sylvester The Jester.

                                        Fastidious Hair-Care For The Sedentary, by Treguard.

                                        When You Make The Big Move, Give It Your All! by Stuart from YouTube.

                                        Always A Spring In My Step, by Ariadne.

                                        How To Maintain That Buff Beach-Body Look, by Lissard.

                                        Sound Effects For The Elite, by whoever created that new goblin horn noise.

                                        The Encyclopaedia Of Fashionable Headwear, by Lord Fear.

                                        Fire Prevention: Tips On The Sorts Of Hazardous Incendiary Devices That Really Shouldn't Be Left Lying Around Any Old Where, by Sylvester The Jester.

                                        How To Adopt Pseudonyms While Maintaining Your Masculinity, by the YouTuber advisors.

                                        The Theodora Guide To Portraying A Criminal Without Lapsing Into Semi-Offensive Class-Stereotype Accents.

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                                        • GundradaG
                                          GundradaG
                                          Gundrada
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                                          The Art of "You first, please, I insist" - My latest novel, someone else wanted to use the typewriter before me, but I CHOPPED HIS HEAD ORF! HAHAHA!

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