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The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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    Velvet
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    Quit Smoking in 7 Days by Owen

    Improving the Harmony of a Multi-Elemental Society - complete with audio version by a skull-haunting

    You Too Can Overcome Extreme Ticklishness by the automaton

    Get Away from That Wall! 10 Tips For Effective Mingling at a Party by Golgarach

    Awesome by Default by Sylvester Hands

    How to Be an Incredible Lover by A. Cavernwight

    Trends and Fashions Within the Funeral Industry 500 BC - 1000AD by Motley

    Exquisite Vegetarian Cookery by Theodore D. Catacomb-Bite

    Confessions of a Keystone by the lion's head laser-shooter

    Wear that Apron with Pride! the Househusband's Handbook by Treguard of Dunshelm

    Jenny the Sparrow's First Birthday by Hordriss the Confuser

    Magnificent Holiday Destinations by D. Cavernwight

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      HStorm
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      Quit Smoking in 7 Days by Owen

      Get Away from That Wall! 10 Tips For Effective Mingling at a Party by Golgarach

      Trends and Fashions Within the Funeral Industry 500 BC - 1000AD by Motley

      Y'know, I started this thread five years ago next month, and I can't believe none of us thought of these ones till now!

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        HStorm
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        Chin Up: Give Your Self-Esteem A Turbo-Boost, by Mugg The Gargoyle.

        World Class Nourishment: A Nutritionist's View, by Gretel.

        My Liberal Agenda, by Maldame.

        And The Walls Came Tumbling Down! A collaborative novel by team 6 of season 1.

        Why I'm Happy To Admit That I Really Did Write The Chrysalis, by HStorm.

        The Art Of Asking Historically-Accurate Riddles, a collaborative thesis by the Wall Monsters of Knightmare Castle.

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          darkDescender
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          Grin and Pillage it, a musical by Olaf the Viking

          Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb Room, by series1 team 4

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            GranitasIsCute
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            The Complete Handbook of Tools by Neil and Team

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              Pooka
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              The Complete Barbecue Guide, by Oakley.

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                HStorm
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                Show, Don't Tell, by Barry Thorn.

                Journey Of A Thousand Miles, by Antony Hague (Team 11 Season 2).

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                  Redthir
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                  Political Correctness - Lord Fear.

                  Differences between Archways and doors - A collaboration by Scott's team.

                  There's never enough doors - Stuart.

                  My time in heaven - Gideon.

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                    Canadanne
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                    Fifty Shades of Dark Grey, the erotic escapades of Hordriss the Seducer (in need of a new bestseller since the Harry Potter series finished). The saucy old sorcerer.

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                      shadow6162
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                      Always Beautiful - A Guide to Beauty by Mug the Gargoyle.

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                        HStorm
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                        Happiness Is A Job That Is Your Hobby, by Verruca.

                        Parody Dialogue Done The Fresh Way, by the team of YouTuber advisors.

                        Jestering - A Job Description, by Sylvester The Jester.

                        Fastidious Hair-Care For The Sedentary, by Treguard.

                        When You Make The Big Move, Give It Your All! by Stuart from YouTube.

                        Always A Spring In My Step, by Ariadne.

                        How To Maintain That Buff Beach-Body Look, by Lissard.

                        Sound Effects For The Elite, by whoever created that new goblin horn noise.

                        The Encyclopaedia Of Fashionable Headwear, by Lord Fear.

                        Fire Prevention: Tips On The Sorts Of Hazardous Incendiary Devices That Really Shouldn't Be Left Lying Around Any Old Where, by Sylvester The Jester.

                        How To Adopt Pseudonyms While Maintaining Your Masculinity, by the YouTuber advisors.

                        The Theodora Guide To Portraying A Criminal Without Lapsing Into Semi-Offensive Class-Stereotype Accents.

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                          Gundrada
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                          The Art of "You first, please, I insist" - My latest novel, someone else wanted to use the typewriter before me, but I CHOPPED HIS HEAD ORF! HAHAHA!

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                            HStorm
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                            The Sanctity Of Never Having My Hair Cloned By Online Gameshows, by Marge Simpson.

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                              HStorm
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                              Mirror, Mirror On The Wall, by the set designer for season 8.

                              The Encyclopaedia Of Sarcasm, by Grimaldine.

                              Keep The Fourth Wall Sacred, by Treguard, with foreword by Pickle the Elf.

                              Character, by Ellie.

                              The Little Book Of Cool, by the Stone Salamander's Head.

                              Always Live By The Family Name, by Julian Smith.

                              Everything I Know I Learned From Listening To My Master, by Neddy.

                              I Ain't Afraid O' No Ghost, by dungeoneer Claire from team 2, season 2.

                              Spiders? Wimps!, by dungeoneer Nicky from team 3, season 4.

                              A Bit Of Darkness Never Hurt Anyone, by dungeoneer Steven from team 12, season 2 (with contributions by dungeoneer Nicola, from team 2, season 7).

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                                shadow6162
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                                Leaping To Victory by Stuart Ashens.

                                Enthusiastic Acting by Dan Howell and Phil Lester.

                                (If these guys ever read this, I'll be mortified O_O )

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                                  Aesstagg
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                                  Whoo! Ice cruel! I'm new to being a member here. Hello all!

                                  Sorry if this idea has been already spoken, but how about "My successful spyglass view kills" by Lord Fear?

                                  It would be a different story if he tried harder.

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                                    Canadanne
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                                    Hi Aesstagg, welcome to the forum!

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                                      Aesstagg
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                                      Cheers, Canadanne! Thanks for your welcome.

                                      I got inspired to join after watching episodes of knightmare on the web.

                                      Knightmare is an ice cold boss show! I used to watch it in the 00's on challenge.

                                      I wasn't sure if people come here to post still... So it's wonderful someone replied!

                                      More Books -

                                      "Where am I?" by Treguard

                                      "I grant you 3 wishes" by Majida

                                      "My journey to Cash My Gold" by the Boatman.

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                                        HStorm
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                                        Welcome aboard, Aesstagg. I don't think we've had that one before, no.

                                        The Importance Of Reading Through A Forum Thread Before Posting To It To Avoid Repetition, a collaboration by the KM Forum users.

                                        😛

                                        It'll Heal If You Just Stop Picking, by Mildread.

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                                          Aesstagg
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                                          haha, yes... Cheers for that too.

                                          "The ironically thick book of this thread" itself is not

                                          a book that is easy to digest in one day. Still though,

                                          I did read few a few posts in here, just not every single one.

                                          Until next time, I'll read "how to fly" by festus the dog. Muahahaha!

                                          Thanks for the welcome, all... And the advice.

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