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    Fidjit
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    Truth and Honesty in Trading, by Julius Scaramanger

    The Dulux Summer Paint Catalogue, by Aesandre

    Does anyone know that the Gargoyle is appearing in the Playboy magazine next month?

    Only joking BTW

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    • HStormH
      HStormH
      HStorm
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      My Swimwear Portfolio, by Mugg.

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        Fidjit
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        Murder in the Dark, by Gibbet...

        ("Who disturbs the sleep of Gibbet!")

        The wonders of WD-40, by The Automatum

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          Drassil
          Senior staff
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          Ad-libbing For Dummies by Grimaldine

          Good one.

          Three Steps To Success, by Scott from Team 9 of Series 3

          Changing Helmets, Changing Lives: Why, If It Ain't Broke, You Should Fix It Anyway, by Majida. Foreword by Lord C. Morris Fear

          Why My Endearing Speech Impediment Plus My Vibrant And Natural Hand Gestures, Not To Mention The Hilarious Alliterative Mistaken Identity Thing I Do Whenever I Meet A Dungeoneer, All Make For A Compelling Character Who Puts Julius Scaramonger To Shame And Leaves Each And Every Watcher Wanting More, by Honesty Bartram

          How To Be Subtle About Expressing A Low Opinion Of Honesty Bartram, by Drassil. Ghost-written by Bartram's daughter, Verity Seldam

          No, No, No: Why I Am Not Remotely Inspired By Margaret Thatcher In My Voice, In My Speeches To Daniel And Nathan, Or In My Nickname, by Maldame

          Neighing Me, Knowing Hugh: Conversations With My Rider, by Neddy

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            HStormH
            HStorm
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            Identifying Suitable Targets For Interrogation, by Grimaldine.

            Policing With A Light Hand, by Gwendoline The Green Warden.

            Learn The Killer Instinct With That Venomous Giant Spider That Always Waits Politely On The Cavern Ledge For The Dungeoneer To Pass Before Continuing On Its Way.

            Traditionalism, by Lord Fear.

            Defense de Fumer, by the Level Three Wyrm who looks like Owen but clearly isn't.

            Sanity, by Tobias the Templar Knight.

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              HStormH
              HStorm
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              The All-Singing-All-Dancing Gargoyle, by Mugg.

              Play Like A Grand Master, by the Bishop Of The Black Monastery.

              Command The Respect Of Your Superiors, by Sylvester Hands.

              Incorruptible, by Skarkill, with foreword by Gumboil The Steadfast.

              Get That Glamour Girl Look, by Alison Gross.

              Make-Up In Moderation, by Lillith.

              Each According To His Needs, by Lord Fear.

              We Shall Not Be Swayed, a collaboration by the Door Monsters.

              How To Beat Your Fists Against The Wall In Frustration When A Media Project Is Abandoned Without Breaking Fingers*, by HStorm.

              How To Avoid Turning Forum Posts Parodying Dungeon Characters Into Forum Posts Parodying Oneself, by HStorm.

              How To Avoid Circular Humour In Your Forum Posts, by HStorm.

              • Well all right, they're only bruised, but they still hurt...
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              • HStormH
                HStormH
                HStorm
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                Under-Reaction, by Gibbet.

                Chemistry For Boffins, by Rothberry the Apothecary.

                World Class Pronunciation, by Gundrada.

                The Sly Hands Book Of Advanced Mathematics.

                I Was The Star Of My School's Debating Society, by the Catacombite.

                The Art Of Being At Ease With Oneself, by Bhal-Shebah.

                How To Greet A Knight Of The Realm, by Cedric The Mad Monk of Wrawsby, with illustrations by Elita the Cavern Elf.

                So Light On My Feet, by Black McGrew.

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                  Velvet
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                  Quit Smoking in 7 Days by Owen

                  Improving the Harmony of a Multi-Elemental Society - complete with audio version by a skull-haunting

                  You Too Can Overcome Extreme Ticklishness by the automaton

                  Get Away from That Wall! 10 Tips For Effective Mingling at a Party by Golgarach

                  Awesome by Default by Sylvester Hands

                  How to Be an Incredible Lover by A. Cavernwight

                  Trends and Fashions Within the Funeral Industry 500 BC - 1000AD by Motley

                  Exquisite Vegetarian Cookery by Theodore D. Catacomb-Bite

                  Confessions of a Keystone by the lion's head laser-shooter

                  Wear that Apron with Pride! the Househusband's Handbook by Treguard of Dunshelm

                  Jenny the Sparrow's First Birthday by Hordriss the Confuser

                  Magnificent Holiday Destinations by D. Cavernwight

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                  • HStormH
                    HStormH
                    HStorm
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                    Quit Smoking in 7 Days by Owen

                    Get Away from That Wall! 10 Tips For Effective Mingling at a Party by Golgarach

                    Trends and Fashions Within the Funeral Industry 500 BC - 1000AD by Motley

                    Y'know, I started this thread five years ago next month, and I can't believe none of us thought of these ones till now!

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                    • HStormH
                      HStormH
                      HStorm
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                      Chin Up: Give Your Self-Esteem A Turbo-Boost, by Mugg The Gargoyle.

                      World Class Nourishment: A Nutritionist's View, by Gretel.

                      My Liberal Agenda, by Maldame.

                      And The Walls Came Tumbling Down! A collaborative novel by team 6 of season 1.

                      Why I'm Happy To Admit That I Really Did Write The Chrysalis, by HStorm.

                      The Art Of Asking Historically-Accurate Riddles, a collaborative thesis by the Wall Monsters of Knightmare Castle.

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                        darkDescender
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                        Grin and Pillage it, a musical by Olaf the Viking

                        Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb Room, by series1 team 4

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                          GranitasIsCute
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                          The Complete Handbook of Tools by Neil and Team

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                            PookaP
                            Pooka
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                            The Complete Barbecue Guide, by Oakley.

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                              HStormH
                              HStorm
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                              Show, Don't Tell, by Barry Thorn.

                              Journey Of A Thousand Miles, by Antony Hague (Team 11 Season 2).

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                                Redthir
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                                Political Correctness - Lord Fear.

                                Differences between Archways and doors - A collaboration by Scott's team.

                                There's never enough doors - Stuart.

                                My time in heaven - Gideon.

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                                  Canadanne
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                                  Fifty Shades of Dark Grey, the erotic escapades of Hordriss the Seducer (in need of a new bestseller since the Harry Potter series finished). The saucy old sorcerer.

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                                    shadow6162
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                                    Always Beautiful - A Guide to Beauty by Mug the Gargoyle.

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                                      HStormH
                                      HStorm
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                                      Happiness Is A Job That Is Your Hobby, by Verruca.

                                      Parody Dialogue Done The Fresh Way, by the team of YouTuber advisors.

                                      Jestering - A Job Description, by Sylvester The Jester.

                                      Fastidious Hair-Care For The Sedentary, by Treguard.

                                      When You Make The Big Move, Give It Your All! by Stuart from YouTube.

                                      Always A Spring In My Step, by Ariadne.

                                      How To Maintain That Buff Beach-Body Look, by Lissard.

                                      Sound Effects For The Elite, by whoever created that new goblin horn noise.

                                      The Encyclopaedia Of Fashionable Headwear, by Lord Fear.

                                      Fire Prevention: Tips On The Sorts Of Hazardous Incendiary Devices That Really Shouldn't Be Left Lying Around Any Old Where, by Sylvester The Jester.

                                      How To Adopt Pseudonyms While Maintaining Your Masculinity, by the YouTuber advisors.

                                      The Theodora Guide To Portraying A Criminal Without Lapsing Into Semi-Offensive Class-Stereotype Accents.

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                                        Gundrada
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                                        The Art of "You first, please, I insist" - My latest novel, someone else wanted to use the typewriter before me, but I CHOPPED HIS HEAD ORF! HAHAHA!

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                                        • HStormH
                                          HStormH
                                          HStorm
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                                          The Sanctity Of Never Having My Hair Cloned By Online Gameshows, by Marge Simpson.

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