The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library
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The All-Singing-All-Dancing Gargoyle, by Mugg.
Play Like A Grand Master, by the Bishop Of The Black Monastery.
Command The Respect Of Your Superiors, by Sylvester Hands.
Incorruptible, by Skarkill, with foreword by Gumboil The Steadfast.
Get That Glamour Girl Look, by Alison Gross.
Make-Up In Moderation, by Lillith.
Each According To His Needs, by Lord Fear.
We Shall Not Be Swayed, a collaboration by the Door Monsters.
How To Beat Your Fists Against The Wall In Frustration When A Media Project Is Abandoned Without Breaking Fingers*, by HStorm.
How To Avoid Turning Forum Posts Parodying Dungeon Characters Into Forum Posts Parodying Oneself, by HStorm.
How To Avoid Circular Humour In Your Forum Posts, by HStorm.
- Well all right, they're only bruised, but they still hurt...
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Under-Reaction, by Gibbet.
Chemistry For Boffins, by Rothberry the Apothecary.
World Class Pronunciation, by Gundrada.
The Sly Hands Book Of Advanced Mathematics.
I Was The Star Of My School's Debating Society, by the Catacombite.
The Art Of Being At Ease With Oneself, by Bhal-Shebah.
How To Greet A Knight Of The Realm, by Cedric The Mad Monk of Wrawsby, with illustrations by Elita the Cavern Elf.
So Light On My Feet, by Black McGrew.
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Quit Smoking in 7 Days by Owen
Improving the Harmony of a Multi-Elemental Society - complete with audio version by a skull-haunting
You Too Can Overcome Extreme Ticklishness by the automaton
Get Away from That Wall! 10 Tips For Effective Mingling at a Party by Golgarach
Awesome by Default by Sylvester Hands
How to Be an Incredible Lover by A. Cavernwight
Trends and Fashions Within the Funeral Industry 500 BC - 1000AD by Motley
Exquisite Vegetarian Cookery by Theodore D. Catacomb-Bite
Confessions of a Keystone by the lion's head laser-shooter
Wear that Apron with Pride! the Househusband's Handbook by Treguard of Dunshelm
Jenny the Sparrow's First Birthday by Hordriss the Confuser
Magnificent Holiday Destinations by D. Cavernwight
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Quit Smoking in 7 Days by Owen
Get Away from That Wall! 10 Tips For Effective Mingling at a Party by Golgarach
Trends and Fashions Within the Funeral Industry 500 BC - 1000AD by Motley
Y'know, I started this thread five years ago next month, and I can't believe none of us thought of these ones till now!
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Chin Up: Give Your Self-Esteem A Turbo-Boost, by Mugg The Gargoyle.
World Class Nourishment: A Nutritionist's View, by Gretel.
My Liberal Agenda, by Maldame.
And The Walls Came Tumbling Down! A collaborative novel by team 6 of season 1.
Why I'm Happy To Admit That I Really Did Write The Chrysalis, by HStorm.
The Art Of Asking Historically-Accurate Riddles, a collaborative thesis by the Wall Monsters of Knightmare Castle.
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Grin and Pillage it, a musical by Olaf the Viking
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb Room, by series1 team 4
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The Complete Handbook of Tools by Neil and Team
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Always Beautiful - A Guide to Beauty by Mug the Gargoyle.
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Happiness Is A Job That Is Your Hobby, by Verruca.
Parody Dialogue Done The Fresh Way, by the team of YouTuber advisors.
Jestering - A Job Description, by Sylvester The Jester.
Fastidious Hair-Care For The Sedentary, by Treguard.
When You Make The Big Move, Give It Your All! by Stuart from YouTube.
Always A Spring In My Step, by Ariadne.
How To Maintain That Buff Beach-Body Look, by Lissard.
Sound Effects For The Elite, by whoever created that new goblin horn noise.
The Encyclopaedia Of Fashionable Headwear, by Lord Fear.
Fire Prevention: Tips On The Sorts Of Hazardous Incendiary Devices That Really Shouldn't Be Left Lying Around Any Old Where, by Sylvester The Jester.
How To Adopt Pseudonyms While Maintaining Your Masculinity, by the YouTuber advisors.
The Theodora Guide To Portraying A Criminal Without Lapsing Into Semi-Offensive Class-Stereotype Accents.
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Mirror, Mirror On The Wall, by the set designer for season 8.
The Encyclopaedia Of Sarcasm, by Grimaldine.
Keep The Fourth Wall Sacred, by Treguard, with foreword by Pickle the Elf.
Character, by Ellie.
The Little Book Of Cool, by the Stone Salamander's Head.
Always Live By The Family Name, by Julian Smith.
Everything I Know I Learned From Listening To My Master, by Neddy.
I Ain't Afraid O' No Ghost, by dungeoneer Claire from team 2, season 2.
Spiders? Wimps!, by dungeoneer Nicky from team 3, season 4.
A Bit Of Darkness Never Hurt Anyone, by dungeoneer Steven from team 12, season 2 (with contributions by dungeoneer Nicola, from team 2, season 7).
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Leaping To Victory by Stuart Ashens.
Enthusiastic Acting by Dan Howell and Phil Lester.
(If these guys ever read this, I'll be mortified O_O )
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Cheers, Canadanne! Thanks for your welcome.
I got inspired to join after watching episodes of knightmare on the web.
Knightmare is an ice cold boss show! I used to watch it in the 00's on challenge.
I wasn't sure if people come here to post still... So it's wonderful someone replied!
More Books -
"Where am I?" by Treguard
"I grant you 3 wishes" by Majida
"My journey to Cash My Gold" by the Boatman.
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