A great Knightmare joke...
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(Well, I got it from Maid Marian, another great programme.)
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What do you get if you cross Lord Fear with Sly Hands?
An evil baldy who leads the Opposition and plots to take over the country but is ugly, disreputable, alcoholic, universally derided and more of a hindrance than a help to his cause and had only one brief success in four years.
In other words, William Hague!
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Heh, that's very good. That mask she wore was very silly.
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Don't know if this has come up in an earlier post, but here it is anyway:
What do you get if you cross Gwendoline the Greenwarden with the Phantom of the Opera?
Romahna! ;D
...well I thought it was funny at the time. Plus I don't like Romahna...
See the topic "Separated at Birth?"....
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"The End of Series 8" by Major Disaster <¦-(
If that was clutching at straws, you at least succeeded.
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The final dungeoneer arrived in a clue room. The advisors asked him what was on the table.
"A spyglass, scroll"
"Read the scroll"
Some new items magically appeared when the scroll was opened.
"OK, there is an axe, a sack and a P45. It says Treguard on it".
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Sorry for taking so long, Emii. I've decided to post sets of 5 so I'm less spammy, rather than sending one at a time. We will keep the thread alive! puts on best impression of Peter Cushing as Baron Frankenstein standing over his Monster "It's Alive! It's Alive!".
Mogdred: The Real Story of Why He's Not So Evil by Ivor Potplant.
The Man Who Tried To Steal Lord Fear's Millions by U.R.A. Deadman
101 Treguard Quotations by X.T. Reem-Caution (ed.)
The Language of Witches: A Case Study of Heggatty by A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.A.Ayers.
Majida: A Life In Pictures by E. Stu. D. Feecult
Not very good, I know. Sorry.
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er.... I don't get that one
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Whats Lord Fear's favorite food? Pooketti
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Who does Barry most like to listen to? Hammer
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What is the red dragon's least favourite song? Danger! High Voltage
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Captain nemore at the helm: Arrr! Batten down the hatches there be a storm geist brewin!
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What's Mrs Grimwold's favorite sexual position? Doggy Style (Used this on another thread, but thought it was funny)
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Why cant assendre get a man? Because she's too cold and frigid
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Why cant Lissard get a woman? Because he's ugly
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Why cant Granitas get a woman? Because he's a WALL
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How many Treguard's does it take to change a lightbulb? O_o "lightbulb?"
Dead corny and not the best but at least it gets the topic back to the top!
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