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A great Knightmare joke...

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  • JamesAJ
    JamesAJ
    JamesA
    wrote on last edited by
    #237

    Elita's mouth is so big yet if the Aussies used that for a goal they still wouldn't be able to beat our Rugby World Cup winning side  ;D

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      FrightKnight
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      #238

      Heh heh  ;D

      The time is coming up to 20:17...I mean twenty to seventeen, er, seven. Sorry, slip of the tongue there...

      Elita's mouth is so large Sir Patrick Moore (when not giving tips on how to get to the secret portal on Mortal Kombat 2) spends most of his free time mapping it.

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        Guest
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        #239

        Elita's mouth is so big that calling it small would be the most sarcastic statement ever picked up on a sarcasm detector  ;D

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          Drassil
          Senior staff
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          #240

          Elita's mouth is so big that Ariadne's and Festus' lovechildren have hidden in there in readiness for Series 9 ... now there's a thought!

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          • JamesAJ
            JamesAJ
            JamesA
            wrote on last edited by
            #241

            Elita's mouth is so big that its apparently housing a million "little Scaramongers" (since JS never exactly mentioned how many little Scaramongers he had)  😉

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            • JamesAJ
              JamesAJ
              JamesA
              wrote on last edited by
              #242

              Why did Tottenham Hotspur perish in the dungeon?

              Because they tried to win the cup.

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                Emii
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                #243

                Q. What's more fun than swinging Lissard round your head on a clothes line?

                A. Stopping him with a shovel.

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                  Emii
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                  #244

                  Q. What's worse than ten dungeoneers in a pit?

                  A. One dungeoneer in ten pits.

                  •  *  *  *  *  

                  Q. What's blue and sits at the bottom of the sewers of Goth?

                  A. A dungeoneer with a hole in his boat.

                  •  *  *  *  *  

                  Q. What's small and metallic and turns red when the buzzer goes?

                  A. A dungeoneer in the Corridor of Blades.

                  •  *  *  *  *  

                  Q. What do you get if you cross Festus with an Andrex puppy?

                  A. A dog that scares the poo out of you and then runs off with the loo roll.

                  •  *  *  *  *  

                  Q. Why did the dungeoneer fall down the pit?

                  A. Cos he was dead.

                  Q. Why did the second dungeoneer fall down the pit?

                  A. Cos he was stapled to the first one.

                  Q. Why did the third dungeoneer fall down the pit?

                  A. He thought it was a game.

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                  • SkarkillS
                    SkarkillS
                    Skarkill
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                    #245

                    Whats The difference Between Skarkill & Fidjit?

                    One Unlocks Locks

                    The Other Locks you in the Stocks.

                    (I Know Its Crap But Jokes are not my strong Point.)

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                      MoanaLiza
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                      #246

                      That makes two of us so don't worry!

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                      • JamesAJ
                        JamesAJ
                        JamesA
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #247

                        How hard can an Atlantean punch?

                        Lissard.

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                          Fidjit
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                          #248

                          What would a dungeoneer do if he found ten bombs in his bed?

                          Sleep somewhere else!

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                          • HStormH
                            HStormH
                            HStorm
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #249

                            Why won't Lissard do anything about his short sight problem?

                            Because he doesn't want to go to the optician and ask for "sssssssssspectaclessssssssss"

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                            • SkarkillS
                              SkarkillS
                              Skarkill
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #250

                              What would a dungeoneer do if he found ten bombs in his bed?

                              Sleep somewhere else!

                              Sigh

                              "I see Motley's sence of Hummor is up to it's Normal Standerds.  ::)

                              "Weres A Cabage when you need one."  ;D

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                                Guest
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                                #251

                                Cabbages, Selling cabbages! This Motley guy is great, I follow his tours around selling cabbages outside the venue and make millions. He put 4 of my kids through college!

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                                • HStormH
                                  HStormH
                                  HStorm
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                                  #252

                                  No need to be vindictive, so I'll only buy three dozen.

                                  KER-CHING!

                                  Hold that pose, Motleeeeey!

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                                  • JamesAJ
                                    JamesAJ
                                    JamesA
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #253

                                    What would a Catacombite wear in a Jewish synagogue?

                                    A skullcap.

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                                    • HStormH
                                      HStormH
                                      HStorm
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #254

                                      Why does it take seven dungeon maids with PMT to change a candle?

                                      BECAUSE IT JUST DOES, ALL RIGHT?!?!?

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                                        MoanaLiza
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                                        #255

                                        Finds cabbage and hurls at HStorms head, which misses

                                        Anyway back to the topic...

                                        Q. Why did a dungeoneer get arrested?

                                        A. For possessing a speed spell.

                                        Q. Why was Barry banned from all his local bus services

                                        A. Because he saw a sign saying incase of emergancy use hammer to break glass.

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                                        • JamesAJ
                                          JamesAJ
                                          JamesA
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #256

                                          (that second joke made me chuckle  ;D)

                                          How many goblins does it take to change a lightbulb?

                                          None - because lightbulbs hadn't been invented until the 19th century!

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