A great Knightmare joke...
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What's the difference between the technomagic embedded in Lord Fear's viewscreen, and Smirkenorff's dragonmints?
One's firmware, the other's wyrm fare.
After Series 6 Quest 3, why didn't Heggatty give Greystagg the contents of the Genoese box of delights?
She was already an eye owner.
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When Sidriss took her cat Bethsemane to get neutered, she couldn't bear to watch in the same room. She ended up using a spayglass.
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If the Dungeon was run by PGMOL.
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I think this kind of happened sometimes, LOL... remember when Julie scored 2 out of 3 but then Brangwen just said "No other knowledge is earned" after revealing their quest? I reckon Natasha Pope had accepted "on a mountain" for the third riddle but then Tim got in her ear because he wanted Mount Everest, so it was belatedly disallowed!
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"As for you who watch, Hamil upon Woodnutt now. Hamil upon Woodnutt, and Dan."
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This all reminds me of a truly excellent Knightmare joke.
Q: What did Mogdred say to the first dungeoneer from Series 4 after he'd fixed her faulty TV aerial?
A: "There will be no interference, Helen."
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Hopefully the caller gave a different answer than Helen and Giles!
Here are a couple more classics that were made up in my childhood home...
Q: What does Treguard say when he shows someone the garage where he keeps his clapped-out old Skoda?
A: "This is the lair of the dreaded car."
Gwendoline: The first password you'll need is Saracen. That'll get you past the first blocker.
Advisor: Ask how you spell it.
Kathryn: How do you spell it?
Gwendoline: I-T, duh!
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