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Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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    Drassil
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    (OK, my anti-Merlin vibe is still strong...)

    Giles from Series 4 comes downstairs on Christmas morning 1990, to find the two presents he most wanted, waiting under the tree: a Frightknight trophy with a note saying 'Go on, you earned it!'; and Merlin's head. Gift-wrapped. It plays a tinny version of 'Driving Home For Christmas' by Chris Rea when you pull the beard.

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      Very well done HStorm, althought wasn't it you who complained we were obsessed about the S4 ending!

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      • HStormH
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        HStorm
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        Blinks. Pardon? Why, well done me?

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        • SkarkillS
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          Skarkill
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          Cough Don't You Meen Well Done DRASSIL Lordship. Cough  😉

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            nevermind, I forgot what my point was anyhoo...

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              LordF
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              Chris Tarrent host a Knightmare specail of Who Wants to be a Millionaire with Treguard and Lord Fear being forced together to raise money for charity.

              And they are on the £32,000 question.

              Treguard: We'll go with A.

              Chris: Are you sure?

              Lord Fear: Yes.

              A flashes.

              Lord Fear: If you say break, I'll kill you.

              Treguard: If you say later, I'll knee you.

              Chris: You've just won 32.000 pounds.

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                Who Wants To Kill A Dungeoneer? Lord Fear!

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                  LordF
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                  Lol, nice one Lord Bob.

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                    MoanaLiza
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                    A dungeon version of Stars in Their Eyes has;

                    Treguard appearing as Sting singing "Message in a Bottle"

                    Majida apearing as Christina Aguilara siging "Genie in a Bottle"

                    Lissard appearing as Right Said Fred singing "Simply Madly" (or what ever it's called) He sings it as a tribute to Lord Fear

                    Merlin appearing as himself singing Christmas chart songs

                    Pickle appearing as Tiny Tim, "Tip-toeing through the Tulips".

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                      Brother Mace will attempt a world record for drunken chanting.

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                        Fidjit
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                        LOL!? Is that LAUGH OUT LOUD or something?

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                          HStorm
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                          It's what it normally means.

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                            LOL= Laugh(ing) Out Loud

                            ROFL= Rolling on (the) Floor Laughing

                            Hope that clears everything up  🙂

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                              Fidjit
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                              Cool!  😉

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                              • HStormH
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                                HStorm
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                                And ROFLMAO means "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My A** Off."

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                                  Yeah i missed that one out, thanks!

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                                    MPK
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                                    Treguard and Pickle dressed as Batman and Robin! (see things never say in dungeon!"

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                                      Drassil
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                                      Batman & Robin was the very idea that began this thread:

                                      eg/ Lord Fear dressed as Batman, Lissard as Robin...

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                                        Great minds think alike, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and so on!

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                                          Lord Fear With Edmund Blackadder as his right hand man.

                                          Baldrick as The Goblin Master.

                                          Lord Percy Percy as Master of The Miremen.

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