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  • Re:Knightmare Limericks
    A Akerbie
    Forum Games

    Great thread, though I should use it more often!


  • Knightmare ratings - official figure
    A Akerbie
    Knightmare on Challenge?

    That's quite good for kids TV. I'm glad I helped somewhat to that ratings figure. hehe


  • Death Clips
    A Akerbie
    General Discussion

    Thanks for the link James! Fantastic stuff!


  • Re:Series 1 Episode 1
    A Akerbie
    Series 1

    You know, before this Series actually aired for the first time, I had saw adverts for this show which did not impress me as it looked dark and boring and was not my cuppa tea at all. *.

    The day the first episode aired I was watching CITV programmes anyway while eating dinner and then Knightmare came on and I sat through the whole episode.

    I WAS HOOKED! I was dying to see what happened the next week. This was new to me and instantly became my fave TV programme ever!

    When the first team died in the dark room [presumably there was a wellway hidden in the darkness], I actually thought the dugeoneer had died for real, and I was in a state of disbelief for a brief moment until I saw that he was alive and well with scroll in hand, joined by his team on their way home!

    I can't remember the last time I saw telvision that did this to me!*


  • Knightmare ratings - official figure
    A Akerbie
    Knightmare on Challenge?

    What did Knightmare rate in it's actually original run during it's CITV hey-day!

    Series by series if possible. Episode by episode would be asking too much,... but I'll accept it if it's achievable!!!


  • They would never say...
    A Akerbie
    Jester's Corner

    Series 7

    Sidriss: Oh dear! I've missed my Mensa meeting! Father will be happy!

    Actually,.....I wouldn't be surprised if she did say that!


  • They would never say...
    A Akerbie
    Jester's Corner

    Series 2!

    Gretal: Where's Hansel?

    Mildred: In my oven!

    Gretal: Why?

    Mildred: Cos the cauldren is in the shop! [Cackle]


  • Re:3 word story
    A Akerbie
    Forum Games

    I was slightly amused by this story 3 word thingy, but then it became a bit of a [non] joke, and I was dying to put .....dismissed! THE END. on my addition, but alas, someone else beat me to it!

    Well done to them! They deserve a medal! This is one Knightmare quest that they succeeded!


  • John Woodnutt condolence thread
    A Akerbie
    News Discussion

    I'm very sorry to hear of John Woodnutt's passing!

    Thanks to Kirean for the Doctor Who episode titles. As a fan [particularly of the late 80's] I must also look these up too.

    I must also keep my eyes peeled for John's appearance in Terry & June. I have the first 6 series on DVD so I better start watching again.

    You learn something everyday! Not always good news, but always something new!


  • Series 3 - Episode 3
    A Akerbie
    Series 3

    Just watched this episode again today! That sword is still scary, but I still like to watch it.

    "Dire emergency team!"

    The next team had a scene that I found rather amusing where they meet Velda. She asks them for proof of their quest and the dugeoneer throws down the gauntlet! I thought it was so funny the way he throws it down as if it was with attitude. If that was the dugeoneers attempt to add comic effect, he timed it well. I just had to laugh! I loved it!

    I'm also surprised he didn't tell her to pick it up, ....in a commanding voice. They would've probably been killed off or at least suffered, but it sure would've been must-seen tv if he did! hehe


  • the gargoyle
    A Akerbie
    General Discussion

    Gosh! I can't remember one in Series 3. I'll have to check back. I've just started watching Series 3 again today. Saw the first 4 episodes.

    Thanks for the pics!


  • Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
    A Akerbie
    Off-Topic

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    The same reason the dugeoneer crossed the causeway!


  • Death Clips
    A Akerbie
    General Discussion

    Saw that the other week! That's when the dugeoneer is sliced in the Corridor of Blades, but this time unlike before, blood splatters across the screen!.... Ooh nasty!


  • Knightmare on Mondays!
    A Akerbie
    General Discussion

    I know Knightmare was a Friday after school show, but for the first couple of series it was shown on a Monday! Am I right? I'm sure I am!


  • Re:Knightmare Limericks
    A Akerbie
    Forum Games

    KNIGHTMARE LIMERICK CORNER

    The dungeon was open once more,

    For commence of a quest as before,

    The fire would burn,

    But if they take a wrong turn,

    They'll fall through a hole in the floor!

    Level One was full of clues,

    And many items to use,

    Decisions to make,

    And directions to take,

    With plenty bombs with a lit fuse!

    And so now we are in Level 2,

    Where the dangers are waiting for you,

    With a starving lifeforce,

    You need food of course,

    And some magic to help see you through!

    Arrival in Level 3,

    Where the undead roam around free,

    Before imminent demise,

    Spellcasting is wise,

    I surely hope you agree!

    The end of the quest is near,

    With one final obstacle here,

    With the Shield in your sight,

    To protect you from fight,

    It won't protect you from fear!

    The end of your quest is a mess,

    Where you make a mistake in distress,

    The death is so ghastly,

    Treguard says "Nasty",

    D.I.S......M.I.S.S.


  • Good and bad advisors
    A Akerbie
    General Discussion

    In relation to Herbie's comment! "Poison" or "Potion"? Can't the dugeoneer read? They didn't deserve to go any further. I'm surprised they didn't turn back,....puposely!


  • the gargoyle
    A Akerbie
    General Discussion

    There was no gargoyle! There a dragon called Owen! Mind you, nobody ever made it to the end of the dugeon in Series 3, so maybe the gargoyle may have appeared after then, but I seriously doubt that!


  • Directions to Level 4!
    A Akerbie
    Newbie Welcome

    You know! I agree with you about Series 2! It was fave until I started watching all the episodes on DVD recently.

    Series 2 has all the classic early rooms such as ,The Mills Of Doom [which I love but no one ever died here which is a bit disappointting, they added the spooks in Series 3],the Corridor of Spears, etc. It was basic without all that outdoor shots of the woods and so on. I prefered it without the Eyeshield, but have now grown to like Pickle. I forgot all about Majida though, but I grew to like her too, but she was on the wrong programme, but was loyal. Credit where credit's due!

    I always remember Elita over the years due her "Faceache" catchphrase. We though that was funny, but I didn't know her name until recently!


  • Series 4 Episode 10
    A Akerbie
    Series 4

    This was a bit unfair! I was confused by this, but then again Backgammon confuses me.

    I didn't understand this at all. If I was the dungeoneer, I would've booked my place on the next bus before the quest had ended. Okay that's not true. I would've got somebody else to do it.

    The Block And Tackle, huh! I love this room soooooo much. It has been more fatal than Motley's jokes, well almost!

    This room always seemed to get panic going which I just loved. They were the best bits, where you're in your chair moving from side to side, shouting at the TV hoping the dugeoneer would do the smart thing! lol


  • Series 3 - Episode 3
    A Akerbie
    Series 3

    Mmm! You're probably right! I still think it all happened too quick though! Not to worry!

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