Re:Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

[Raven]

I didnt see your link, but my friend showed me a site about chickens crossing roads a few months ago. I was trying to recollect from it.

[MoanaLiza]

It was probably from the same site that your friend showed you but I did post a link to a chicken joke page on the backup forum a few weeks ago.

[HStorm]

http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/attachments/road.doc or http://havetstorm.tripod.com/knightmare/id9.html

[HStorm]

Madmogsue: "To buy Final Fantasy toys from the shop on the other side, obviously."

[Naitch]

What about doing me?

[HStorm]

You asked for it!!!!

Naitch: " Let's see now.

Yes, this is a good question.

I've thought about it.

And I have discussed the motivations with the chicken.

I have come to a conclusion.

This is what I think.

I believe the chicken crossed the road to go to the computer shop.

Because it was a kind and helpful chicken.

And it wanted to buy me a new keyboard after I wore out the RETURN key on my old one."

[Naitch]

Not Bad

Thats the sort of thing I would say

Have a free Pooka

[HStorm]

Takes the Pooka

Thanks. Have a new keyboard in return.

[Pooka]

thriftysquirrels: "Hark! is that a chicken i hear! Ferrets yay"

[Akerbie]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The same reason the dugeoneer crossed the causeway!