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  • The name Dickon Hares
    M Melisandrinoff
    Series 4

    Yeah, it was Loose Women, I was watching it too, and thought of KM Dickon when they said that


  • Knightmare Discussion Forum Convention
    M Melisandrinoff
    Real Life Meetups

    I think it was Emii who asked if anyone had been to a convention...I've been to one, the 'Voyager Returns' convention (Yes yes ok, a Star Trek one then ) about three years ago, and I have to say, it was one of the best days ever! It was held at the Norbreck hotel in Blackpool, and was fantastic. There were talks and autographs from the actors, photo sessions with them, dealer tables, and stuff in the evenings like fancy dress competitions, and discos. I'd have to say, one of the main attractions to conventions (besides meeting loads of cool fans of course ) is meeting the stars of the show. Would it be possible to persuade Treguard and Pickle (whose real names embarassingly escape me at this moment) to come and give talks and sign autographs?? And any of the other characters too...I think if a few could come, it could be a really successful con Venue would be something of a problem, but I don't think you'd need somewhere as big and expensive as where traditional cons are held, because the fan base wouldn't be as big (at Voyager returns there were literally thousands of people)

    I think it's a really good idea, if enough people would be interested in going, and if it was viable cost-wise, it could really work


  • Why I hate Mellisandre
    M Melisandrinoff
    General Discussion

    I always liked her, she was sweet - and I preferred her and Motley as a team than him and Sidriss - though I did like Sidriss too. Plus I always really liked her name...obviously

    Drassil, I didn't know that's what it meant, very interesting


  • Dragon or Mine-cart?
    M Melisandrinoff
    General Discussion

    I always liked Smirkenoff the best out of all of them, but I suppose it did take longer than perhaps was necessary. The mine cart was cool, as it was quite exciting - never was too keen on the descender.

    Smirkenoff was better when he had a voice, and chatted to the dungeoneer it made it less monotonous then.


  • Re:Series 1 Episode 1
    M Melisandrinoff
    Series 1

    Very cool to see the first ever ep for the first time! It's very different to the KM we're used to, but it's good to see where it all began. I thought it was interesting that the quest objects must have come in later, and all they were after in the quest was a squire-dom. Plus, the ante-chamber was way too bright for my liking! That definitely improved later on...Treguard looked so young, and I loved the 80s hair, hehe The asthmatic wall monster, ahem well, it was only the first episode, so I did think it was quite a hard quest generally, that left/right thing could have been confusing, and there was nothing to tell then they had to take the lamp not the charm, whereas in later episodes, there would have probably been a scroll with a hint. Still, great to see it, looking forward to seeing the rest


  • Series 8, Episode 10
    M Melisandrinoff
    Series 8

    I don't think they expected the winning team to be quite so fast...otherwise they probably wouldn't have bothered with the shortcut, and they could have ended on the winning quest instead of having to bring a new team in who had no chance of winning, even with a shortcut. Still, even so, I thought they could have filled up the remaining time with some banter from Treguard, Majida and Lord Fear, especially since it was the last episode, and really gone out with a bang, instead of bringing in a new team for a few minutes. Still, maybe there was just to much time to fill up without a team...It feels very weird to have seen the last episode of KM! But I was too young to see the first few seasons when they came around the first time, so this will be my first ever viewing of season one, and I'm looking forward to it!


  • Treguard rules
    M Melisandrinoff
    General Discussion

    I loved Pickle - he was so cute and funny What is with all these Pickle-haters? Did you not think he was cute?


  • That damned life force....
    M Melisandrinoff
    General Discussion

    I loved the rotting skull lifeforce Yeah it was creepy, but then so was a lot of Knightmare...and that certainly is one of the things I remembered from having watched it as a kid. The walking dude was ok...but the pie, ye gads, the pie, what deranged person had the idea that a pie would be good to show the life force?! What on earth has a pie got to do with anything, it just doesn't fir in with the atmosphere of KM, it looks like something out of My Little Pony (which was great in its own right, just not mixable with KM). Nope, the pie was a mistake, I'd take the rotting skull anyday


  • Re:Series 8 on Challenge?
    M Melisandrinoff
    Knightmare on Challenge?

    I love that they show it at primetime then repeat it early in the morning - because, I don't know about other people, but it is extremely hard to tape anything that my mom doesn't want to watch at that time, since she's usually glued to something like Bill Oddie Goes Wild or Location Location Location...but for an early morning showing, I can set the tape, and then wake up with Knightmare and a cup of coffee - what could be better Go challenge!


  • Re:Challenge Announcement
    M Melisandrinoff
    Knightmare on Challenge?

    Woohoo!! Go challenge, ah more obsession-fodder...grins Brilliant knews! Thank you Challenge, you are forever my favourite channel


  • Little Accidents...(Not that kind!)
    M Melisandrinoff
    Behind the Scenes

    Well, it adds interest Another thing, not that they could help this, but you can sometimes see the shadow of the cameraman and his camera as they go down the steps from the red tavern in the eyeshield sequence


  • Series 7 - Episode 1
    M Melisandrinoff
    Series 7

    Thank you HStorm - it's a shame, I love Pickle, and I thought he was a great addition to the cast - but at least it wasn't because David Learner wasn't enjoying it


  • Series 7 - Episode 1
    M Melisandrinoff
    Series 7

    Yeah, good episode, but I did miss Pickle - I wonder why David Learner stopped doing it - maybe he just had enough. Majida was all right though I suppose...and I definitely remember seeing this series the first time round, which is quite cool - I remember the weird helmet, and that wall-monster with the strange voice, and Rothberry! He was cool Fidjit was good too, but does this mean no more Motley?! All in all, good episode, even though less tough than previous KM.


  • Arrival at Castle Anthrax
    M Melisandrinoff
    Off-Topic

    Yeah, my love, I think someone is trying to take you away from me, perhaps by use of a clone/facsimile used by taking a strand of hair from my hairbrush...we must be on the lookout at all times for strange people lurking round the castle - I realise this will be a difficult task as there are already many strange people lurking who have a right to be here...I guess we'll just have to do the best we can, given the circumstances...

    And it's ok, I can understand you getting drunk with Skarkill, he does have a strangely compelling je-ne-sais-quoi about him...hmmm...I am slightly worried about mysef now

    And thank you Motely for your kind welcome...and for our very own cyber-castle which I am attempting to join right now...


  • Arrival at Castle Anthrax
    M Melisandrinoff
    Off-Topic

    Nice to see you too Skarkill and for reasons of sanity, perhap you'd like to use my shortened name of Melis


  • Arrival at Castle Anthrax
    M Melisandrinoff
    Off-Topic

    Ah, my dear Semtex Jack, I am so sorry, but...I have been into your special room! And found it so fascinating I had to stay for a few days! Indeed, I had to drag myself away...you shouldn't have told me not to go in, that caused it to seem so irresistible to me that I just had to...oh, the things I now know about you! But don't worry, I won't tell any of our minions...

    Speaking of which, what on earth do you mean by getting drunk with Skarkill??!! I knew this would happen, one brief declaration of adoration, and then you're off getting p***ed with your mates - I'm warning you that if I am to become your betrothed, I expect better behaviour - and why you'd want to spend any more time than is strictly necessary with Skarkill is entirely beyond me, but anyway...don't let it happen again! Now we've got our first lovers quarrel out of the way, how do you fancy joining me in the disco room?


  • Series 6 Episode 13
    M Melisandrinoff
    Series 6

    Yeah, it was a shame because they were really good - I was yelling "ALCHEMY, ALCHEMY!!!!!!!!" at the screen, but to no avail It was a pity that they would have got the second question right by saying Hordriss, but that other girl answered straight away with Merlin.

    Still, perhaps it was a good thing they didn't win, because the crown had just been won - maybe they'd have got there and found an empty space, hehe

    And yeah, it was definitely Lord Fear right at the end of the credits, very cool to hear him


  • Arrival at Castle Anthrax
    M Melisandrinoff
    Off-Topic

    Wow, Semtex Jack, I think I will have fun living here! I'm especially loving the disco room I like a man who has a special room put aside for the pursuit of campness!

    Hmm, don't think I'll be going near Skarkill's room, the mind really does boggle unpleasantly when one considers what he might get up to in there...

    I am very intrigued by your special room there, I might have to inspect that when you go out to buy milk...er, I mean, I will of course respect your privacy at all times my dear Semtex Jack

    Ah, the tower, the heart of our power - the mirror, very cool, I like to spy, I mean keep an eye on our fellow dungeon-lovers.

    But, one question...where is my bedroom? Oh, I'm sorry, I see you have an 'immense' bedroom - no problem then, I'm sure there will be room enough for us both - do you mind if my pet, Carrie, comes along? She's not as unfriendly as she seems, and she has gorgeous eyes - not that anyone can usually get close enough to see them without, well, becoming incapable of seeing anything ever again, but I'm sure she'll be fine with you.

    Thank you for inviting me - I'm sure our union will be a successful one


  • Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
    M Melisandrinoff
    Off-Topic

    eyes widen Oooh, Semtex Jack, you know I could never refuse an offer like that I would be delighted to move in to Castle Anthrax and dance with you to the disco classics, and even, dare I say, share your pink frilly four-poster bed


  • Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
    M Melisandrinoff
    Off-Topic

    I am truly flattered Semtex Jack but how about we try the co-habitation thing first? Don't want to rush things...

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