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  • Good Idea, Bad Idea
    S SemtexJack
    Jester's Corner

    Good Idea : Riding Smirky

    Bad Idea : Riding Ariadne

    Even Better Idea : Riding Romahna!! Something about that 'Phantom of the Opera style mask. Goes weak at the knees


  • Ariadne
    S SemtexJack
    General Discussion

    What a great way to make my return. A thread about my fav Knightmare 'character' ever.

    Ariadne was at her best in S4, we all seem to be in agreement on that.

    I vaguely remember a spider from S3 but don't remember the details. Pretty sure it wasn't Ariadne though, maybe a famiily member or friend


  • FABLE.....
    S SemtexJack
    Cast/Crew Projects

    Firstly, I'm back !! Yes, you can all stop cheering now

    Anyway. Going back to the previous thread about Hugo Myatt appearing in Fable etc....

    According to the wonderful IMDB he did indeed provide voices for both Fable and Black and White. I refuse to buy an Xbox so have no idea who he provides the voice for in Fable and it's been so long since I played Black and White that I can't remember anything about it.

    Of most interest though was an entry for a film that is in post-production called Man With A Movie Camera.

    This is another attempt at a British Horror film and listed three places down is a character called Leon Bank.....played by none other than our old mate Hugo.

    The film is scheduled for this year and will probably be dire but who knows. Surely it's worth it to see Hugo again!


  • What's your battle cry, eh?
    S SemtexJack
    Off-Topic

    A puff of pink smoke and Semtex Jack appears his back turned to his quarry!

    "Hah, Jacks Back" Turns around to reveal a sharpened Gladioli....

    "Well hello! Oh you don't seem that bad really! Here have some cake before I eviscerate you....what? It's what I get paid for!!"


  • Your own clue object table
    S SemtexJack
    General Discussion

    Damn you FK. Beat me again.

    I was going to use the wax lips, gopher repellant, grog-o-mints and stylish confetti!!!

    Grrrr.


  • Re:Which KM monster did you find the cutest?
    S SemtexJack
    General Discussion

    And lets not forget the gorgeous multi-legged wonder of Ariadne.

    There's just something about giant spiders that sends me a little randy!!! Eurgh!


  • Have you heard of Ico on the PS2?
    S SemtexJack
    Reminds me of Knightmare

    Have played it. Enjoyed playing it and now trying to get my own copy of it.

    The style does fit in nicely with KM but I found the lack of other characters a bit of a down point, I like to interact.

    Was playing the dire Dragon's Lair 3D on the Gamecube today. There is a room early on which has sections of the floor fall away, struck me as very Knightmareish.


  • Re:Game of Links (The KM Variety)
    S SemtexJack
    Forum Games

    Lissard

    [Well they don't come much stranger than him]


  • Re:Game of Links (The KM Variety)
    S SemtexJack
    Forum Games

    Enter

    [As in stranger. Dunno if it has been done. Can't be bothered to read back through 16 pages]


  • Online frequency.
    S SemtexJack
    Website Feedback

    I used to find a similar thing between the hours of 4am and 6:30 am. I'd be the only one here more often than not.


  • Re:Forum Concern...
    S SemtexJack
    Website Feedback

    Of course it was. FK doesn't live in Chester and I have never even heard of Hereford.

    A test gentlemen. That is all.

    Not that it matters anymore today. Time for a smoke break then wind up ready to go home for the Knight. Yay!


  • Re:Forum Concern...
    S SemtexJack
    Website Feedback

    Cough Fascist Cough Freedom of Speech and all that

    Any FK. It doesn't matter now. We've kept most of our team so should be able to beat everyone off next season (Hopefully) as it was really only ever a two horse race.

    Carlisle will be no porblem

    Anyway, surely Brollachan you can see how the conversation flowed into this so it's a natural progression. Hmmmm, Forum Problems - Appointing Moderators- State of the water in various parts of the Country - Football. Logical see 😕

    lol


  • Re:Forum Concern...
    S SemtexJack
    Website Feedback

    Actually FK you're wrong on those facts.

    Chester finished on 92 points with 85 goals for and 34 against giving a difference of +51

    Hereford finished on 91 points with 103 goals for and 44 against giving a difference of +59

    If it had been treated fairly and a point had been taken off you when it should have been Hereford would have automatically gained promotion on goal difference, you would have had to make it through the playoffs.

    As you say. No arguement here. Just stating facts.


  • Re:Forum Concern...
    S SemtexJack
    Website Feedback

    Going back to FK.....

    No. It also wasn't us that fielded an inelligiable player and somehow got away with it.

    You should have had six points taken off you for the season just ended, not carried over to next season.

    The season when the offense is commited should be the season where the punsihment takes effect. You'd be saying the same if it was the other way around.


  • Re:Forum Concern...
    S SemtexJack
    Website Feedback

    Hereford's water isn't too bad, as long as we don't get too much sun and the water table drops....

    Hang on....

    Chester! CHESTER!!!!!! Grrrrrrrr!


  • Uhh... Hi
    S SemtexJack
    Newbie Welcome

    Welcome to our little playpen.

    I'm Semtex Jack, the resident Egotistical Communist (I believe all should be equal and work for the betterment of ME, their God )

    Have fun here and ignore Skarky, he's a little deranged!!

    If you're feeling bored also have a look at castleanthrax.proboards19.com

    But only if you're feeling Evil!


  • Re:Hello
    S SemtexJack
    Newbie Welcome

    Welcome to our little playpen.

    I'm Semtex Jack, the resident Egotistical Communist (I believe all should be equal and work for the betterment of ME, their God )

    Have fun here and ignore Skarky, he's a little deranged!!

    If you're feeling bored also have a look at castleanthrax.proboards19.com

    But only if you're feeling Evil!


  • Re:Here's a mad idea...
    S SemtexJack
    Fan Creations

    Not a good idea to check whilst at work. This ancient machine would probably explode with the merest thought of Flash.

    I'll have a butchers when I get home.


  • Re:Here's a mad idea...
    S SemtexJack
    Fan Creations

    I'll ask him when I see him. Probably won't be until the weekend now (Damn work for chaning my hours. 3pm til 11pm, I can't even get to the pub now!!!! Grrrrr.)


  • Newbie Thread.
    S SemtexJack
    Newbie Welcome

    Welcome to our little playpen.

    I'm Semtex Jack, the resident Egotistical Communist (I believe all should be equal and work for the betterment of ME, their God )

    Have fun here and ignore Skarky, he's a little deranged!!

    If you're feeling bored also have a look at http:\castleanthrax.proboards19.com

    But only if you're feeling Evil!

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