The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library
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How not to have a battle of wits with your usernames By HStorm (MPKs Superior) and MPK (HStorms Archnemesis)
Why I shouldn't insult a member of the KM forum about their favourite KM character By MPK
Why I really love Majida By MPK
Reasons why Hugo Myatt shouldn't be Treguard in the Knew Knightmare By the fans
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- Did u really change ur username to MPKs Superior, cause I missed that!
Its as they say I guess, lies dont stand up at all do they! LOL! *
"Oh Boy."
"I tell you what MPK if I were HStorm."
"By now I would have had you hung upside down by a rope attahced to your heels."
"And dangale you over a pit containg cavernwrights and ........Casper The Key."
"Then I' would leve a candale to slowley burn through the rope untill you plunged in."
"For God Sake Leve HStorm and Majida alone. Its my job to terrorise this forum."
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Hey! Its also my job! turns Skarkill in to Hstorm
Oopsie....
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Yes. I wouldn't want to sound like I'm trying to lay down the law when it's not even my forum, but hey, I invented this thread, and I think it's time we let it grind to a halt. Occasional teasing is all very fine but this is moving beyond snark and getting b!tchy. (And I'm not just saying that because I've become the main target of it.)
Either let's get back to thinking up ironic book titles, or if we can't can we just let the thread die the death? Whichever way we choose to go, let's stop trying to provoke each other, as we don't want to turn this BBS into another Challenge forum, do we?
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NO WE DO NOT
Oh no!
I HAVE INFORMATION ABOUT KNIGHTMARE
No you don't, Scott90242578, or whatever you call yourself these days! Back, back!
*Jokes * by Brother Strange
Breakdancing- the ins, outs, ups and downs by Hordriss
(Breathing new life here, I hope!)
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Why I never win stare-out competitions by Lord Fear
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How not to irritate Lord Fear whilst he's communicating with his minions By the Frightnights
Art of communication by the s4 boatman
Vegetarian food guide By Grimwold
My life as a vegetarian By Grimwold
My World Wide Web guide and the rest of the internet By Ariadne
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Wonderful Boat Trip Anecdotes by the Boatman from series 4 and 5.
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Why I'm never going to appear on television ever again by Treguard (published January 1995)
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Oh it's not that bad....
After all, its fairly standard nowadays for an actor/actress to do at least one scene like...
Moving on....
Our romantic fireside Chats by the Grimwolds
Controlling your romantic impulses towards dangerous women by Motley
Controlling your romantic impulses towards overgrown schoolgirls in nighties by Motley
Controlling your urge to do silly dances on national television by Motley
Controlling the Urge to make lots of jokes about jesters who've done you no harm by Visage
They're just books you know by Callimpsest of the KMBS (I mean, necrophilia?)
Planning your happy Home by Merlin, Chapter one: How having a huge hole in your floor tends to deter visitors
Ten steps to infallible latin by Hordriss (back me up here Drassil!)
Mastery of Card Tricks by Brother Mace
Repetitive catch-phrases and how to avoid them by Sylvester Hands
Repetitive situations and how to avoid them by the keeper of the key to those stocks.
Red mage of my dreams a torrid Mills and Boon book by Marta
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Ten steps to infallible latin by Hordriss (back me up here Drassil!)
Ego sum inferior: Why Hordriss has a better grasp of Latin syntax and vocabulary than I do, on every occasion by Brother Mace
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