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The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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    MPK
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    Why I love everthing about life  Moana Liza

    Btw, did u really change ur username to MPKs Superior, cause I missed that!

    Its as they say I guess, lies dont stand up at all do they! LOL!

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    • SkarkillS
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      Skarkill
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      • Did u really change ur username to MPKs Superior, cause I missed that!

      Its as they say I guess, lies dont stand up at all do they! LOL! *

      "Oh Boy."

      "I tell you what MPK if I were HStorm."

      "By now I would have had you hung upside down by a rope attahced to your heels."

      "And dangale you over a pit containg cavernwrights and ........Casper The Key."

      "Then I' would leve a candale to slowley burn through the rope untill you plunged in."

      "For God Sake Leve HStorm and Majida alone. Its my job to terrorise this forum."

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        Snowwiewolf
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        Hey! Its also my job! turns Skarkill in to Hstorm

        Oopsie....

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          Guest
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          Not even slightly Storm, keep trying.

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            Thanatos
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            Keeping Threads On-Topic and Knightmare-Related by most contributors to this topic (myself now included).

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              Guest
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              Why this topic is still funny By Everyone

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                HStorm
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                Yes. I wouldn't want to sound like I'm trying to lay down the law when it's not even my forum, but hey, I invented this thread, and I think it's time we let it grind to a halt. Occasional teasing is all very fine but this is moving beyond snark and getting b!tchy. (And I'm not just saying that because I've become the main target of it.)

                Either let's get back to thinking up ironic book titles, or if we can't can we just let the thread die the death? Whichever way we choose to go, let's stop trying to provoke each other, as we don't want to turn this BBS into another Challenge forum, do we?

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                  FrightKnight
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                  NO WE DO NOT

                  Oh no!

                  I HAVE INFORMATION ABOUT KNIGHTMARE

                  No you don't, Scott90242578, or whatever you call yourself these days! Back, back!

                  *Jokes * by Brother Strange

                  Breakdancing- the ins, outs, ups and downs by Hordriss

                  (Breathing new life here, I hope!)

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                    Skarkill
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                    (These have probable been done in some form or fassion but what the heck  ;D.)

                    Sidriss's Ten Step Program To Succsesful Magic.

                    A Complet collection of Genuine Maps to Level 2: By Mrs Enid Grimwold.

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                      FrightKnight
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                      Why I never win stare-out competitions by Lord Fear

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                        MoanaLiza
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                        How not to irritate Lord Fear whilst he's communicating with his minions By the Frightnights

                        Art of communication by the s4 boatman

                        Vegetarian food guide By Grimwold

                        My life as a vegetarian By Grimwold

                        My World Wide Web guide and the rest of the internet By Ariadne

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                          Thanatos
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                          The History of Branston by Pickle

                          Robin Williams: the Greatest Genie of them All by Majida

                          Life at the Round Table by Sir Hugh de Witless

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                            FrightKnight
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                            Wonderful Boat Trip Anecdotes by the Boatman from series 4 and 5.

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                              Drassil
                              Senior staff
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                              Why I'm never going to appear on television ever again by Treguard (published January 1995)

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                                Why I Am going to appear on Television again By Majida (okay,okay I just made that to annoy HStorm)

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                                  MPK
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                                  Actually, if you take a peep at imdb.com and see the careers of the actors in KM, you would be rather surprised at Majilda! Hell, I was!

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                                    Guest
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                                    Really?

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                                      Visage
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                                      Oh it's not that bad....

                                      After all, its fairly standard nowadays for an actor/actress to do at least one scene like...

                                      Moving on....

                                      Our romantic fireside Chats by the Grimwolds

                                      Controlling your romantic impulses towards dangerous women by Motley

                                      Controlling your romantic impulses towards overgrown schoolgirls in nighties by Motley

                                      Controlling your urge to do silly dances on national television by Motley

                                      Controlling the Urge to make lots of jokes about jesters who've done you no harm by Visage

                                      They're just books you know by Callimpsest of the KMBS (I mean, necrophilia?)

                                      Planning your happy Home by Merlin, Chapter one: How having a huge hole in your floor tends to deter visitors

                                      Ten steps to infallible latin by Hordriss (back me up here Drassil!)

                                      Mastery of Card Tricks by Brother Mace

                                      Repetitive catch-phrases and how to avoid them by Sylvester Hands

                                      Repetitive situations and how to avoid them by the keeper of the key to those stocks.

                                      Red mage of my dreams a torrid Mills and Boon book by Marta

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                                        Drassil
                                        Senior staff
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                                        Ten steps to infallible latin by Hordriss (back me up here Drassil!)

                                        Ego sum inferior: Why Hordriss has a better grasp of Latin syntax and vocabulary than I do, on every occasion by Brother Mace

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                                          Skarkill
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                                          Repetitive situations and how to avoid them by the keeper of the key to those stocks.

                                          Who? ME?

                                          Why would I want to avoid Repetive Locking inocent (and some not so inocent) people in the Stocks?

                                          Its Such a **LOVELY ** experience.

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