The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library
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NO WE DO NOT
Oh no!
I HAVE INFORMATION ABOUT KNIGHTMARE
No you don't, Scott90242578, or whatever you call yourself these days! Back, back!
*Jokes * by Brother Strange
Breakdancing- the ins, outs, ups and downs by Hordriss
(Breathing new life here, I hope!)
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Why I never win stare-out competitions by Lord Fear
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How not to irritate Lord Fear whilst he's communicating with his minions By the Frightnights
Art of communication by the s4 boatman
Vegetarian food guide By Grimwold
My life as a vegetarian By Grimwold
My World Wide Web guide and the rest of the internet By Ariadne
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Wonderful Boat Trip Anecdotes by the Boatman from series 4 and 5.
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Why I'm never going to appear on television ever again by Treguard (published January 1995)
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Oh it's not that bad....
After all, its fairly standard nowadays for an actor/actress to do at least one scene like...
Moving on....
Our romantic fireside Chats by the Grimwolds
Controlling your romantic impulses towards dangerous women by Motley
Controlling your romantic impulses towards overgrown schoolgirls in nighties by Motley
Controlling your urge to do silly dances on national television by Motley
Controlling the Urge to make lots of jokes about jesters who've done you no harm by Visage
They're just books you know by Callimpsest of the KMBS (I mean, necrophilia?)
Planning your happy Home by Merlin, Chapter one: How having a huge hole in your floor tends to deter visitors
Ten steps to infallible latin by Hordriss (back me up here Drassil!)
Mastery of Card Tricks by Brother Mace
Repetitive catch-phrases and how to avoid them by Sylvester Hands
Repetitive situations and how to avoid them by the keeper of the key to those stocks.
Red mage of my dreams a torrid Mills and Boon book by Marta
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Ten steps to infallible latin by Hordriss (back me up here Drassil!)
Ego sum inferior: Why Hordriss has a better grasp of Latin syntax and vocabulary than I do, on every occasion by Brother Mace
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Fair enough... Hordriss, you win again
The connosiers guide to Estruscan Brandy by Brother Mace
Why Changing one letter of your name from famous Arthurian Characters isn't going to fool anyone by Mogdred and Morghanna
Why Malory doesn't turn in his grave when he sees how I've changed since the 4th century by Merlin
How to gently repel unwanted advances by Gwendoline
The importance of knowing the answer to questions before you ask them by Mellisaundre and the Brollachan
How green was my fireball: A guide to why changing the colour of magic makes it so much more exciting by Grimaldine
Sparkling Conversation gambits by the Gatekeeper
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Number of times the main site has been working properly lately By me (yes I am getting a bit frustrated)
how to stand up for yourselves By the Assassins
Horse tips, looking after your horse By Sir Hugh de Witless
My greatest rescues By Sir Hugh de Witless
Party games by Mellisandra
Quiet meditation By Barry
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Have they? I didn't think that this one had been done:
Number of times the main site has been working properly lately By me (yes I am getting a bit frustrated)
Or has it? Anyway do you think that this topic should be locked? I think so but that's what I think!
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No I'm not saying it should be locked... people will be able to think up new ones every once in a while, but I just think we should let it drift for the time being rather than trying to force it to keep going, which is what a lot of the recent entries have felt like.
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How To Recognise And Convincingly Disguise Yourself As A Great Historical Warrior, by Sylvester Hands.
A Guide To Loading Your Crossbow With The Correct Ammo, by Velda.
The Sanctity Of Pure Magic, by Lord Fear.
British And Proud Of It, A Collabaorative Autobiography, by Snowwiewolf and zzt.
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