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The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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    Snowwiewolf
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    Hey! Its also my job! turns Skarkill in to Hstorm

    Oopsie....

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      Guest
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      Not even slightly Storm, keep trying.

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        Thanatos
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        Keeping Threads On-Topic and Knightmare-Related by most contributors to this topic (myself now included).

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          Why this topic is still funny By Everyone

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            HStorm
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            Yes. I wouldn't want to sound like I'm trying to lay down the law when it's not even my forum, but hey, I invented this thread, and I think it's time we let it grind to a halt. Occasional teasing is all very fine but this is moving beyond snark and getting b!tchy. (And I'm not just saying that because I've become the main target of it.)

            Either let's get back to thinking up ironic book titles, or if we can't can we just let the thread die the death? Whichever way we choose to go, let's stop trying to provoke each other, as we don't want to turn this BBS into another Challenge forum, do we?

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              FrightKnight
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              NO WE DO NOT

              Oh no!

              I HAVE INFORMATION ABOUT KNIGHTMARE

              No you don't, Scott90242578, or whatever you call yourself these days! Back, back!

              *Jokes * by Brother Strange

              Breakdancing- the ins, outs, ups and downs by Hordriss

              (Breathing new life here, I hope!)

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                Skarkill
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                (These have probable been done in some form or fassion but what the heck  ;D.)

                Sidriss's Ten Step Program To Succsesful Magic.

                A Complet collection of Genuine Maps to Level 2: By Mrs Enid Grimwold.

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                  FrightKnight
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                  Why I never win stare-out competitions by Lord Fear

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                    MoanaLiza
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                    How not to irritate Lord Fear whilst he's communicating with his minions By the Frightnights

                    Art of communication by the s4 boatman

                    Vegetarian food guide By Grimwold

                    My life as a vegetarian By Grimwold

                    My World Wide Web guide and the rest of the internet By Ariadne

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                      Thanatos
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                      The History of Branston by Pickle

                      Robin Williams: the Greatest Genie of them All by Majida

                      Life at the Round Table by Sir Hugh de Witless

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                        FrightKnight
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                        Wonderful Boat Trip Anecdotes by the Boatman from series 4 and 5.

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                          Drassil
                          Senior staff
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                          Why I'm never going to appear on television ever again by Treguard (published January 1995)

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                            Why I Am going to appear on Television again By Majida (okay,okay I just made that to annoy HStorm)

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                              MPK
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                              Actually, if you take a peep at imdb.com and see the careers of the actors in KM, you would be rather surprised at Majilda! Hell, I was!

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                                Really?

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                                  Visage
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                                  Oh it's not that bad....

                                  After all, its fairly standard nowadays for an actor/actress to do at least one scene like...

                                  Moving on....

                                  Our romantic fireside Chats by the Grimwolds

                                  Controlling your romantic impulses towards dangerous women by Motley

                                  Controlling your romantic impulses towards overgrown schoolgirls in nighties by Motley

                                  Controlling your urge to do silly dances on national television by Motley

                                  Controlling the Urge to make lots of jokes about jesters who've done you no harm by Visage

                                  They're just books you know by Callimpsest of the KMBS (I mean, necrophilia?)

                                  Planning your happy Home by Merlin, Chapter one: How having a huge hole in your floor tends to deter visitors

                                  Ten steps to infallible latin by Hordriss (back me up here Drassil!)

                                  Mastery of Card Tricks by Brother Mace

                                  Repetitive catch-phrases and how to avoid them by Sylvester Hands

                                  Repetitive situations and how to avoid them by the keeper of the key to those stocks.

                                  Red mage of my dreams a torrid Mills and Boon book by Marta

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                                    Drassil
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                                    Ten steps to infallible latin by Hordriss (back me up here Drassil!)

                                    Ego sum inferior: Why Hordriss has a better grasp of Latin syntax and vocabulary than I do, on every occasion by Brother Mace

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                                      Skarkill
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                                      Repetitive situations and how to avoid them by the keeper of the key to those stocks.

                                      Who? ME?

                                      Why would I want to avoid Repetive Locking inocent (and some not so inocent) people in the Stocks?

                                      Its Such a **LOVELY ** experience.

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                                        Fair enough... Hordriss, you win again

                                        The connosiers guide to Estruscan Brandy by Brother Mace

                                        Why Changing one letter of your name from famous Arthurian Characters isn't going to fool anyone by Mogdred and Morghanna

                                        Why Malory doesn't turn in his grave when he sees how I've changed since the 4th century by Merlin

                                        How to gently repel unwanted advances by Gwendoline

                                        The importance of knowing the answer to questions before you ask them by Mellisaundre and the Brollachan

                                        How green was my fireball: A guide to why changing the colour of magic makes it so much more exciting by Grimaldine

                                        Sparkling Conversation gambits by the Gatekeeper

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                                          MoanaLiza
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                                          Number of times the main site has been working properly lately By me (yes I am getting a bit frustrated)

                                          how to stand up for yourselves By the Assassins

                                          Horse tips, looking after your horse By Sir Hugh de Witless

                                          My greatest rescues By Sir Hugh de Witless

                                          Party games by Mellisandra

                                          Quiet meditation By Barry

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