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Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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    Fidjit
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    #173

    A team looking through a spy-glass only to find Lord Fear having a shower...

    Lord Fear: Hah, fooled you, din' I?

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      Snowcat
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      #174

      Heres a simple one:-

      Things you would never SEE in the dungeons............

      Festus....

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        Emii
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        eg/ Lord Fear dressed as Batman, Lissard as Robin...

        ...Festus.

        Lol, beat you to it, Snowcat!

        ...in the very first post of the topic, too! Funny, that

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          Snowcat
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          och.... 😕 A' right, ye got me....

          shoves Emii in her own storage cupboard and barracades the door

          Might let you out later. 'til then, lets see how you like it!

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            Emii
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            MAAAAAAH! hammers on the door

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              Snowcat
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              #178

              YES!!

              Got 'er at last!

              Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

              A white tiger on hindlegs, back to a door, desperately trying to keep it shut while being called every name under the sun...

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                LordF
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                Lord Fear burns the the barricade down and release Emii

                You can repay me with a post on saying why I'm the greatest.

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                  Snowcat
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                  #180

                  Uh oh...

                  [Quickly] Spellcasting F-A-D-E

                  The tiger vanishes

                  Until next time elf-waif...

                  a faint outline leaves the room quickly but quietly leaving no more than the smell of singed fur and a rather traumatised elf

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                    MPK
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                    #181

                    In the Play Your Cards Right chamber a picture a Bruce Forsythe's face is above a red spot on the wall;

                    Treggsy: "Now listen team, this puzzle is now timed! When Brucie's chin hits the Red spot a floor will drop!"

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                      Drassil
                      Senior staff
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                      ...Festus.

                      Festus, relieving himself against Oakley's trunk!

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                        Kieran
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                        #183

                        ...Festus.

                        Festus, relieving himself against Oakley's trunk!

                        Never mind Oakley, how about Little Acorn?? Even more unlikely....

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                          TheBrollachan
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                          The Brollachen giving out quest information to dungeoners.

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                            MoanaLiza
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                            Paul McKenna becomes one of Lord Fears minions.

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                              MPK
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                              Lord Fear and Skarkill in Marblehead;

                              S; "sssssssssssssire, I have sssssssssssomething to sssssssssssssssay to you, or rather ssssssssssssssing! You sssssssssssseee,"

                              "Jussssssssssssst the two of usssssssssssss

                              we can make it if we try

                              jusssssssssssssst the two of usssssssssssssssss.."

                              LF " You and I!"

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                                TheBrollachan
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                                Sylvester Hands washed, clean shaven, and in a suite because he's going to an important meeting. Still it would be an excellant disguise for him, I doubt that anyone would recognise him.

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                                  MPK
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                                  Hey! You got that idea from me!!!!

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                                    TheBrollachan
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                                    I am a Brollachan that feeds on knowledge. In honesty I was thinking of it whilst reading through that thread.

                                    Anyway another:

                                    • The Brollachan collecting a university degree

                                    • A team looking through the spy glass to find Lord Fear sleeping or an empty room with a note saying gone to lunch.

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                                      MPK
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                                      Of course you were thinking about it as you were reading the thread, you've just read it, thats why!

                                      Greystagg looking into her magic mirror singing "I Feel Pretty!"

                                      Fear gets a new communications screen put in with Dolby Digital 5.1 surround sound! Now, whenever Lissard is on it, Fear thinks it's pouring outside!

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                                        MoanaLiza
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                                        Treguard opens a bottle and Sidriss pops out

                                        Lord Fear opens a bottle and the Genie from Aladdin pops out.

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                                          Wolfshead
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                                          Treguard and Lord fear having a pint in the Crazed Heffer.

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