Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

[Kieran]

Merlin remembers his name.

Cedric becomes a devoted pacifist.

Elita gives the dungeoneer several compliments...before breakfast!

Mogdred has to look up 'OTT' in the dictionary.

Sly Hands has a bath

[LordF]

Mogdread not asking Dungeoneers to quail

Lord Fear not giving Dungeoneers the quest items in person.

Lissard breath smelling minty fresh.

[Emii]

Pickle in un-shredded clothing

Majida with no cleavage

A clean-shaven Treguard

Barry being quiet

Motley throwing a dungeoneer under the wheels of a cart

[HStorm]

Majida with no cleavage

Shouldn't that be Martha?

Treguard wouldn't...

...sing We'll Meet Again at the end of a quest

...pick his nose and break wind while the camera's on him

...swing Morpheus above his head and sing, "Monkey Magic, Monkey Magic..."

...laugh at the sight of Mogdred naked

...be pleased to see Majida

...be pleased to hear Pickle

...be pleased to smell Sylvester Hands

...be pleased to feel Lissard

...be pleased to taste Mire trog flesh

...win a relaxed actors' competition.

[Fear]

Lord Fear/Cedric/Elita would never compliment a dungeoneer.

Sarcasm from Mogdred.

Straight dialogue from Lord Fear.

Merlin would never cast a spell swiftly.

Treguard would never cast the DISMISS spell without leaving a labyrinthine pause between the first S and the M.

Majida would never call someone a smart*ss. (Not that she hasn't tried...)

Sly hands getting a haitcut.

[Snowcat]

Hordriss refering to himself as 'I'

(Unless he's Roman of course! )

[Drassil]

(With Latin as bad as his? I doubt Hordriss is Roman! )

[Skarkill]

Skarkill, Lissard, Sly Hands, Raptor & Snapper-Jack sining a rendition of

"We're The Very Best At Being Bad Guys." From Bugsy Malone.

In The Marbalhead thrown room.

[Fidjit]

A team looking through a spy-glass only to find Lord Fear having a shower...

Lord Fear: Hah, fooled you, din' I?

[Snowcat]

Heres a simple one:-

Things you would never SEE in the dungeons............

Festus....

[Emii]

eg/ Lord Fear dressed as Batman, Lissard as Robin...

...Festus.

Lol, beat you to it, Snowcat!

...in the very first post of the topic, too! Funny, that

[Snowcat]

och.... A' right, ye got me....

shoves Emii in her own storage cupboard and barracades the door

Might let you out later. 'til then, lets see how you like it!

[Emii]

MAAAAAAH! hammers on the door

[Snowcat]

YES!!

Got 'er at last!

Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

A white tiger on hindlegs, back to a door, desperately trying to keep it shut while being called every name under the sun...

[LordF]

Lord Fear burns the the barricade down and release Emii

You can repay me with a post on saying why I'm the greatest.

[Snowcat]

Uh oh...

[Quickly] Spellcasting F-A-D-E

The tiger vanishes

Until next time elf-waif...

a faint outline leaves the room quickly but quietly leaving no more than the smell of singed fur and a rather traumatised elf

[MPK]

In the Play Your Cards Right chamber a picture a Bruce Forsythe's face is above a red spot on the wall;

Treggsy: "Now listen team, this puzzle is now timed! When Brucie's chin hits the Red spot a floor will drop!"

[Drassil]

...Festus.

Festus, relieving himself against Oakley's trunk!

[Kieran]

...Festus.

Festus, relieving himself against Oakley's trunk!

Never mind Oakley, how about Little Acorn?? Even more unlikely....

[TheBrollachan]

The Brollachen giving out quest information to dungeoners.