Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

[Fear]

Lord Fear/Cedric/Elita would never compliment a dungeoneer.

Sarcasm from Mogdred.

Straight dialogue from Lord Fear.

Merlin would never cast a spell swiftly.

Treguard would never cast the DISMISS spell without leaving a labyrinthine pause between the first S and the M.

Majida would never call someone a smart*ss. (Not that she hasn't tried...)

Sly hands getting a haitcut.

[Snowcat]

Hordriss refering to himself as 'I'

(Unless he's Roman of course! )

[Drassil]

(With Latin as bad as his? I doubt Hordriss is Roman! )

[Skarkill]

Skarkill, Lissard, Sly Hands, Raptor & Snapper-Jack sining a rendition of

"We're The Very Best At Being Bad Guys." From Bugsy Malone.

In The Marbalhead thrown room.

[Fidjit]

A team looking through a spy-glass only to find Lord Fear having a shower...

Lord Fear: Hah, fooled you, din' I?

[Snowcat]

Heres a simple one:-

Things you would never SEE in the dungeons............

Festus....

[Emii]

eg/ Lord Fear dressed as Batman, Lissard as Robin...

...Festus.

Lol, beat you to it, Snowcat!

...in the very first post of the topic, too! Funny, that

[Snowcat]

och.... A' right, ye got me....

shoves Emii in her own storage cupboard and barracades the door

Might let you out later. 'til then, lets see how you like it!

[Emii]

MAAAAAAH! hammers on the door

[Snowcat]

YES!!

Got 'er at last!

Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

A white tiger on hindlegs, back to a door, desperately trying to keep it shut while being called every name under the sun...

[LordF]

Lord Fear burns the the barricade down and release Emii

You can repay me with a post on saying why I'm the greatest.

[Snowcat]

Uh oh...

[Quickly] Spellcasting F-A-D-E

The tiger vanishes

Until next time elf-waif...

a faint outline leaves the room quickly but quietly leaving no more than the smell of singed fur and a rather traumatised elf

[MPK]

In the Play Your Cards Right chamber a picture a Bruce Forsythe's face is above a red spot on the wall;

Treggsy: "Now listen team, this puzzle is now timed! When Brucie's chin hits the Red spot a floor will drop!"

[Drassil]

...Festus.

Festus, relieving himself against Oakley's trunk!

[Kieran]

...Festus.

Festus, relieving himself against Oakley's trunk!

Never mind Oakley, how about Little Acorn?? Even more unlikely....

[TheBrollachan]

The Brollachen giving out quest information to dungeoners.

[MoanaLiza]

Paul McKenna becomes one of Lord Fears minions.

[MPK]

Lord Fear and Skarkill in Marblehead;

S; "sssssssssssssire, I have sssssssssssomething to sssssssssssssssay to you, or rather ssssssssssssssing! You sssssssssssseee,"

"Jussssssssssssst the two of usssssssssssss

we can make it if we try

jusssssssssssssst the two of usssssssssssssssss.."

LF " You and I!"

[TheBrollachan]

Sylvester Hands washed, clean shaven, and in a suite because he's going to an important meeting. Still it would be an excellant disguise for him, I doubt that anyone would recognise him.

[MPK]

Hey! You got that idea from me!!!!