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Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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    Snowcat
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    Hordriss refering to himself as 'I'

    (Unless he's Roman of course! )

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      Drassil
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      (With Latin as bad as his? I doubt Hordriss is Roman! )

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        Skarkill
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        Skarkill, Lissard, Sly Hands, Raptor & Snapper-Jack sining a rendition of

        "We're The Very Best At Being Bad Guys." From Bugsy Malone.

        In The Marbalhead thrown room.

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          Fidjit
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          A team looking through a spy-glass only to find Lord Fear having a shower...

          Lord Fear: Hah, fooled you, din' I?

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            Snowcat
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            Heres a simple one:-

            Things you would never SEE in the dungeons............

            Festus....

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              Emii
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              eg/ Lord Fear dressed as Batman, Lissard as Robin...

              ...Festus.

              Lol, beat you to it, Snowcat!

              ...in the very first post of the topic, too! Funny, that

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                Snowcat
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                och.... 😕 A' right, ye got me....

                shoves Emii in her own storage cupboard and barracades the door

                Might let you out later. 'til then, lets see how you like it!

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                  Emii
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                  MAAAAAAH! hammers on the door

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                    Snowcat
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                    YES!!

                    Got 'er at last!

                    Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

                    A white tiger on hindlegs, back to a door, desperately trying to keep it shut while being called every name under the sun...

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                      LordF
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                      Lord Fear burns the the barricade down and release Emii

                      You can repay me with a post on saying why I'm the greatest.

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                        Snowcat
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                        Uh oh...

                        [Quickly] Spellcasting F-A-D-E

                        The tiger vanishes

                        Until next time elf-waif...

                        a faint outline leaves the room quickly but quietly leaving no more than the smell of singed fur and a rather traumatised elf

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                          MPK
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                          In the Play Your Cards Right chamber a picture a Bruce Forsythe's face is above a red spot on the wall;

                          Treggsy: "Now listen team, this puzzle is now timed! When Brucie's chin hits the Red spot a floor will drop!"

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                            Drassil
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                            ...Festus.

                            Festus, relieving himself against Oakley's trunk!

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                              Kieran
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                              ...Festus.

                              Festus, relieving himself against Oakley's trunk!

                              Never mind Oakley, how about Little Acorn?? Even more unlikely....

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                                TheBrollachan
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                                The Brollachen giving out quest information to dungeoners.

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                                  MoanaLiza
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                                  Paul McKenna becomes one of Lord Fears minions.

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                                    MPK
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                                    Lord Fear and Skarkill in Marblehead;

                                    S; "sssssssssssssire, I have sssssssssssomething to sssssssssssssssay to you, or rather ssssssssssssssing! You sssssssssssseee,"

                                    "Jussssssssssssst the two of usssssssssssss

                                    we can make it if we try

                                    jusssssssssssssst the two of usssssssssssssssss.."

                                    LF " You and I!"

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                                      TheBrollachan
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                                      Sylvester Hands washed, clean shaven, and in a suite because he's going to an important meeting. Still it would be an excellant disguise for him, I doubt that anyone would recognise him.

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                                        MPK
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                                        Hey! You got that idea from me!!!!

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                                          TheBrollachan
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                                          I am a Brollachan that feeds on knowledge. In honesty I was thinking of it whilst reading through that thread.

                                          Anyway another:

                                          • The Brollachan collecting a university degree

                                          • A team looking through the spy glass to find Lord Fear sleeping or an empty room with a note saying gone to lunch.

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