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Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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  • HStormH
    HStormH
    HStorm
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    #168

    Majida with no cleavage

    Shouldn't that be Martha?

    Treguard wouldn't...

    ...sing We'll Meet Again at the end of a quest

    ...pick his nose and break wind while the camera's on him

    ...swing Morpheus above his head and sing, "Monkey Magic, Monkey Magic..."

    ...laugh at the sight of Mogdred naked

    ...be pleased to see Majida

    ...be pleased to hear Pickle

    ...be pleased to smell Sylvester Hands

    ...be pleased to feel Lissard

    ...be pleased to taste Mire trog flesh

    ...win a relaxed actors' competition.

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      Fear
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      #169

      Lord Fear/Cedric/Elita would never compliment a dungeoneer.

      Sarcasm from Mogdred.

      Straight dialogue from Lord Fear.

      Merlin would never cast a spell swiftly.

      Treguard would never cast the DISMISS spell without leaving a labyrinthine pause between the first S and the M.

      Majida would never call someone a smart*ss. (Not that she hasn't tried...)

      Sly hands getting a haitcut.

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        Snowcat
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        #170

        Hordriss refering to himself as 'I'

        (Unless he's Roman of course! )

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          Drassil
          Senior staff
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          #171

          (With Latin as bad as his? I doubt Hordriss is Roman! )

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          • SkarkillS
            SkarkillS
            Skarkill
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            #172

            Skarkill, Lissard, Sly Hands, Raptor & Snapper-Jack sining a rendition of

            "We're The Very Best At Being Bad Guys." From Bugsy Malone.

            In The Marbalhead thrown room.

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              Fidjit
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              #173

              A team looking through a spy-glass only to find Lord Fear having a shower...

              Lord Fear: Hah, fooled you, din' I?

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                Snowcat
                wrote on last edited by
                #174

                Heres a simple one:-

                Things you would never SEE in the dungeons............

                Festus....

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                  Emii
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                  #175

                  eg/ Lord Fear dressed as Batman, Lissard as Robin...

                  ...Festus.

                  Lol, beat you to it, Snowcat!

                  ...in the very first post of the topic, too! Funny, that

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                    Snowcat
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #176

                    och.... 😕 A' right, ye got me....

                    shoves Emii in her own storage cupboard and barracades the door

                    Might let you out later. 'til then, lets see how you like it!

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                      Emii
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                      #177

                      MAAAAAAH! hammers on the door

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                        Snowcat
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #178

                        YES!!

                        Got 'er at last!

                        Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

                        A white tiger on hindlegs, back to a door, desperately trying to keep it shut while being called every name under the sun...

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                          LordF
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                          #179

                          Lord Fear burns the the barricade down and release Emii

                          You can repay me with a post on saying why I'm the greatest.

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                            Snowcat
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #180

                            Uh oh...

                            [Quickly] Spellcasting F-A-D-E

                            The tiger vanishes

                            Until next time elf-waif...

                            a faint outline leaves the room quickly but quietly leaving no more than the smell of singed fur and a rather traumatised elf

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                              MPK
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                              #181

                              In the Play Your Cards Right chamber a picture a Bruce Forsythe's face is above a red spot on the wall;

                              Treggsy: "Now listen team, this puzzle is now timed! When Brucie's chin hits the Red spot a floor will drop!"

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                                Drassil
                                Senior staff
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #182

                                ...Festus.

                                Festus, relieving himself against Oakley's trunk!

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                                  Kieran
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                                  #183

                                  ...Festus.

                                  Festus, relieving himself against Oakley's trunk!

                                  Never mind Oakley, how about Little Acorn?? Even more unlikely....

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                                    TheBrollachan
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                                    #184

                                    The Brollachen giving out quest information to dungeoners.

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                                      MoanaLiza
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                                      #185

                                      Paul McKenna becomes one of Lord Fears minions.

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                                        MPK
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                                        #186

                                        Lord Fear and Skarkill in Marblehead;

                                        S; "sssssssssssssire, I have sssssssssssomething to sssssssssssssssay to you, or rather ssssssssssssssing! You sssssssssssseee,"

                                        "Jussssssssssssst the two of usssssssssssss

                                        we can make it if we try

                                        jusssssssssssssst the two of usssssssssssssssss.."

                                        LF " You and I!"

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                                          TheBrollachan
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                                          #187

                                          Sylvester Hands washed, clean shaven, and in a suite because he's going to an important meeting. Still it would be an excellant disguise for him, I doubt that anyone would recognise him.

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